Another year, another MTV Movie Award show. And like all MTV award shows, this one is comprised of a bunch of meaningless awards (‘Best WTF Moment’, ‘Best Kiss’, etc etc etc I am side-eyeing all of them) handed to questionable winners, with a red carpet packed with no-names, has-beens, and 400 variations of what I have dubbed ‘Selena Gomez party dress’. Conan O’Brien hosted this year and RiRi performed with Eminem, so let’s talk about this year’s MTV Movie Awards!
Most of the time when we see Leo, he’s looking suave on red carpets or in photoshoots, the very picture of professionalism and composure. Sure, every now and then there are candids of him wandering around with whatever piece Victoria’s Secret has sent him (he has a yearly subscription. Sort of like a beauty box for modelisers), but even then, they’re mostly just attending basketball games or whatever. But today? Today is different.
Here’s a video of Leonardo DiCaprio getting down to MGMT at Coachella. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Remember last year when Amanda Bynes was spending her days calling people ugly, getting kicked out of the gym for acting insane, inviting cops into her home to watch her destroy evidence in front of them, following that up by accusing them of ‘slapping her vagina,’ and then going across America, only to set herself on fire while trying to camp out in the driveway of a retirement village? Yeah, me too.
Were any of us surprised when she got her ass 5150-ed? Well, to be honest, I sort of was because there was a part of me that thought she was trolling for fun and/or attention, but then there were multiple reports that she was being diagnosed with schizophrenia and I was like ‘okay maybe not, now I feel bad.’ Well, turns out she’s not schizophrenic after all, so maybe I wasn’t that far off the mark.
Peaches Geldof, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, was found dead in her apartment in Kent, London. She was pronounced dead by the South East Coast ambulance service after responding to the a call concerning a woman’s welfare. The Kent police are currently treating the death as ‘sudden and unexplained’.
Peaches leaves behind her father, Sir Bob Geldof, her husband Thomas Cohen, their two sons, Astala and Phaedra, and sisters Fifi Trixiebell and Pixie, and half-sister Tiger Lily, her half-sister by mother Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (both deceased).
Sir Bob Geldof released the following statement:
“Peaches has died. We are beyond pain.She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us,” he said. “Writing ‘was’ destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable?”
Her husband Thomas’ statement:
“My beloved wife Peaches was adored by myself and her two sons Astala and Phaedra, and I shall bring them up with their mother in their hearts every day. We shall love her forever,” Cohen said in a statement, reports the AP.
Okay so let’s put it out there that if it turns out to be the former, it’s totally skeezy regardless of the age of consent in NYC (which is apparently 17).
Here’s what’s going on.
Yesterday, a girl posted a whole bunch of screencaps to her Twitter account, saying that James Franco tried to proposition her on Instagram via direct message. Her Twitter wasn’t set to private, so when you searched for James, it popped up, and shit went so viral you’d think Charlie Sheen had fucked it. Click through the gallery below to read the exchange.
OH MY GOD you guys The Mindy Project is FINALLY, FINALLY back tonight after a 127 year hiatus and it is the only thing on my mind. I am not interested in hearing or speaking sentences that don’t involve the words “Mindy”, “Danny”, “OMFG”, or “I’m dying”. I’m in a place of hardcore fangirling right now and 100% okay with it. Me, right now:
So let’s get excited together.
Even when Lindsay’s sober (… Maybe. Hopefully.) homegirl can still bring the chaos, and that’s why we love her, right? Let’s talk Lohan.