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Jennifer Love Hewitt makes one awkward hooker.

Ah, J. Love. Bless her heart. I love her, I do. Not enough to watch Ghost Whisperer, but come on, we all have our limits.Anyway, J Love’s not sexy. Cute? Sure. Funny? Why not? Probably one of the nicest people in Hollywood? Perhaps, since the only time I ever see her out is when she’s helping feed the homeless and I’ve literally never read a bad word about her. But for a pretty girl with tits as big as hers, she’s just not that sexy.

Since Ghost Whisperer ended, this is what she’s been up to. Filming and preparing for her new show in which she plays a hooker. Watch the promo for it and tell me that’s not some awkward-ass shit.

It won’t let me embed that shit for you, so you’ll have to click here to watch it.

She should just stick to what she does best, romantic comedies or fighting off killers. I’d even be happier if she went off and did based on true story television movies, like my girl Shannen Doherty, or came out with another album.

But for now, it’s walk down memory lane time. Obviously. Surely you get that I’m way into nostalgia by now, right?

And OMG no, you know what she SHOULD do? Release another self-help book.

And if you want to read about what J. Love has to say about dating, and TRUST ME when I say YOU ABSOLUTELY DO, click here, because it’s things like

 “Guys hate to spoon — they prefer to fork, lol!”

And yes. That lol is in the book. I for one will never stop lol’ing.

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  1. Daniela Calvario #

    I have four words, Steph, “The Audrey Hepburn Story.” :P

    February 4, 2012

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