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Consistently insane Amanda Bynes and her lilac hair got arrested for driving while shitfaced.

 

Oh, Amanda. I don’t even know where to begin with this, so let’s just start with the DUI.

So she was out partying last night, apparently, and decided she was good to drive home, and I’m sure it was going fine, until she sideswiped a cop car and got her ass thrown in jail.

Here’s a video of her drunk driving from last month, a week after she bolted from that cop who was giving her a ticket.

I feel like you’re in a bad place if even TMZ’s paparazzi don’t think you should drive.

 

Anyway, she’s out on $5,000 bail, and you can see the video of her leaving jail here. She doesn’t say anything, presumably because she’s incredibly hungover. Fair enough. One of the paps tell her that he ‘likes her wig’ a bunch of times, which probably pissed her off, because she’s made it very clear on her Twitter that it’s really her hair:

The first thing she did after leaving jail was go get her car, so she’s back on the road by now. I also love that she didn’t change her outfit at all. I bet she smells like spilt drinks and prison loving.

Now, let’s take a moment to talk about Amanda Bynes’ mental health in general, yeah?

The girl is batshit insane. Now, consider that screenshot up there the tip of a Titanic sized iceberg that’s about to fuck your shit up. I never knew how insane Amanda Bynes was until a friend directed me to the following links. I didn’t know much about her at all, actually. I heard she retired, and unretired, but I never thought to start following her on Twitter because she just never struck me as interesting. Ohhhhh, how wrong I was. For your own good, you need to read the Best of Amanda Bynes’ Twitter. I’ve literally had this link open on my phone since I was sent the link, just in case a situation comes up where I get to read it out like a dramatic monologue. So far it’s only happened once, mostly because I was like ‘Did you guys know Amanda Bynes is insane? I’m going to read you her entire Twitter right now,’ but I’m working on it. If you’re craving more when you’re done with that, you can also read The Curious Case of Amanda Bynes’ Twitter.

At least she’s consistently crazy, though, because there’s nothing she hates more than inconsistency:

If you’re not consistent, you get no love from me

Inconsistent people are so disappointing, you get your hopes up for them and they keep hurting you

consistency is everything when it comes to love

It doesn’t even look like a word anymore.

I’m sure this story will only get more interesting, so stay tuned.

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