Firstly, I don’t know whether it’s because I don’t really know either of their voices particularly well, but there are parts of this song where I couldn’t tell who was singing, for real. Does Brandy sound kind of mannish, or does Breezy sound kinda girly? Or is it both? I have no idea.
What else can I say? It’s not my favourite song, regardless of any other factors… it just sounds kind of… blah… to me. It’s no What About Us or The Boy is Mine:
1) Why don’t the judges ever pick The Boy is Mine for the battle rounds? I’d be so excited.
2) Remember that time Brandy was in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and then Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to have the lead single from the movie instead of giving it to Brandy, who’s an actual singer? That was awesome.
Adam just got dumped via press statement by Victoria’s Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna after being together for two years. If you don’t know who she is, take a look at them together on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk:
Honestly. I don’t think you go back to normal girls after you start fucking Victoria’s Secret models. Look at Leo. J. Love doesn’t stand a chance.
As happy as a straight man’s dick can get.
Anyway, I’m about to get distracted posting photos of shirtless Adam Levine, so let’s cut to Adam’s response:
Agressive. If ever there was a word to describe Jennifer Love Hewitt’s search for a husband, aggressive would be it. God, I hope Jennifer Love Hewitt responds.
It’s happening. Watch the trailer first, and then we’ll just run through a few bits that grabbed my attention.
‘I am moving in with a pregnant. Engaged. Snooki.’ I love how she says it like she’s got no other options. As if it’s that or living under a bridge.
‘Honestly I didn’t really know that I could make a baby. So the fact that I can reproduce, is very scary.’ Someone, anyone who watches this show, please tell me that she thought she was unable to conceive because of some prior medical issue, not just because it never occurred to her to use protection, because if that’s the case, then she’s absolutely right. It IS very scary. How do you not know that as a twenty-whatever year old? Do they not do sex ed in Jersey?
Why the fuck is that dog purple? That can’t be good for it.
I love when they’re talking about how they’re absolute BEST friends. Those bitches have known each other for like a week, and they were shitfaced for that entire week. If they’re still friends when MTV stops paying them to be, then I’ll buy it.
‘Me and Jenni have the rest of our lives to stick our heads, up Jionni and Roger’s asses. I think right now is the prime time for us to be together, to just enjoy life as best friends.’ Yes. Because when you’re newly engaged, and pregnant with your fiancee’s child, that’s actually the perfect time to be like ‘oh, hai MTV BFF, let’s fuck off our boyfraaaaaans and hang out ALL THE TIME! Do you wanna come to all those intimate moments that should probably be between me and my baby daddy? You do? Sweet! Sign this contract.’
If I was JWOWW I’d be so pissed that this was my life.
Don’t you think that’s what JWOWW is going to look like when she’s older? It totally is.
Anyway, Rosie’s back on TV to clarify what she meant when she was all ‘Lindsay can’t play Liz Taylor WTF?!’ and LiLo’s dad was all ‘motherfucker back yo’ shit up, don’t cast stones unless you sinless. I’m not sinless but I cast stones all the time! Yeah!’ and this was one of Michael Lohan’s better arguments. If you’re unfamiliar, you can check that out here.
Trying to avoid a kicking in the vagina from Michael Lohan, she softened her comments to a far less interesting ‘I just care about Lindsay, y’all!’
This is what she said:
Watching Whitney Houston’s funeral I remember thinking, ‘Why didn’t more people say what they knew?’ We all knew. We watched ‘Being Bobby Brown’ … it was like watching Sid and Nancy … they were people in the throes of addiction. But all anyone cared about was that the show was getting ratings. To look at Lindsay Lohan, you can’t help but feel for her … and I do not think she’s untalented, I think she’s quite talented.