Adam Levine is rightfully scared of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Perpetually single Jennifer Love Hewitt has basically scared the crap out of Adam Levine, and it’s turned into this fantastically awkward situation. First, let’s see what J. Love said about Adam:
My favourite part is how many times she repeats that it’s ‘good’ that she’s single. Who you trying to convince, J. Love?
Now, coming from anyone else in Hollywood, this would probably be a flattering little anecdote for Adam Levine to hear about. Coming from Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s legitimately already picked out three potential engagement rings and put them on hold at Tiffany’s, it’s probably the scariest thing a newly single man could hear. And let’s just touch on that for a moment, shall we?
Adam just got dumped via press statement by Victoria’s Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna after being together for two years. If you don’t know who she is, take a look at them together on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk:
Honestly. I don’t think you go back to normal girls after you start fucking Victoria’s Secret models. Look at Leo. J. Love doesn’t stand a chance.
As happy as a straight man’s dick can get.
Anyway, I’m about to get distracted posting photos of shirtless Adam Levine, so let’s cut to Adam’s response:
Agressive. If ever there was a word to describe Jennifer Love Hewitt’s search for a husband, aggressive would be it. God, I hope Jennifer Love Hewitt responds.