If what you’re thinking is ‘who the fuck are The Wanted?’ I’ll just let you know that they’re basically the I Dream of Jeannie to One Direction’s Bewitched. The Charmed to One Direction’s Buffy. The 98 Degrees to One Direction’s Backstreet Boys. Basically… they’re the lesser known, less popular version of One Direction, is what I’m saying. I don’t think I’ve heard any of their songs, but I’ve kind of heard of them.
Apparently they’re trying to break the American market at the moment, and went on The Voice to do some song, and Xtina, SURPRISE, was a total cunt to them. Well, they said bitch… but that’s probably just because they were on the radio, and also if you’re in a boy band you probably shouldn’t be dropping C-Bombs unless you want to cause havoc in schoolyards everywhere. Here’s the clip:
The point is, how is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t know that Christina Aguilera is a bitch? I feel like pretty much anytime something is printed about her there’s mention of her fierce diva antics, or she’s being all ‘if bitch means strong independent woman then, yes, I’m a bitch.’
Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t care that she’s a bitch, at all. It doesn’t affect the fact that Back To Basics is one of my favourite albums of all time. It also doesn’t affect the fact that Vanity might just be the worst pop song I’ve ever heard in my life. Seriously. But if you’re aware of pop culture on any level (and not in denial like the Christina Aguilera stan who called me an ugly ho last time I wrote about her) then you know that she’s massive, massive bitch. I mean, I know I spend more time than the average person reading tabloids and celebrity news, but I feel as though people who just casually know things about celebrities know exactly what she’s like, so you’d think that if you were in the same industry as her, that you’d have an idea of what you were getting into. Whatever.
Here’s what I consider to be the worst pop song of all time. I know I’ve posted it before, but it’s actually so bad that I can’t even deal with it.
First up, I love Chloe. She’s fierce. Blake I could give or take, but it’s whatever. Rory Culkin is a good dude, and I don’t have the vocabulary to describe to you how happy it makes me that Juliette Lewis just keeps doing these filthy, disgusting roles. Here she is in The Basketball Diaries, 17 years ago:
But seriously though. This movie is legitimately just a new version of Freeway. The trailer does not do justice to how incredible this film is, but you should watch it anyway. If you haven’t seen it, watch it immediately. It’s a modern day version of Little Red Riding Hood, it’s so fucked. I love it so much.
But yeah. It’s the same, right? White trash girl is pissed off, with a gun, and the whole world owes her. I love it, I’m into it, I’m going to see it. Who’s with me?
It’s actually ridiculous that he seems to think he can just talk this down like it was nothing. He tries to play the victim because ‘you invite someone into your home and they tape you,’ and complains about not being able to let off steam in his own house. I’m actually laughing while I type this a little because I love that he thinks that it’s perfectly normal to invite guests over and then scream at them like… fuck, I don’t even know. That’s how fucked Mel Gibson’s anger problem is. I actually can’t even comprehend a situation that would justify being that angry. Or… I can, but I’m unwilling to type any of them out because they’re straight up fucked.
Basically, at the end of it he’s all ‘hahahahahaha, Oh, Jay… you know me. Silly Mel Gibson; I’ve got a bit of a temper!’ And Jay Leno was probably too scared to be like ‘You’re fucked, mate.’