Somehow the guys from The Wanted didn’t know that Christina Aguilera was a bitch.
If what you’re thinking is ‘who the fuck are The Wanted?’ I’ll just let you know that they’re basically the I Dream of Jeannie to One Direction’s Bewitched. The Charmed to One Direction’s Buffy. The 98 Degrees to One Direction’s Backstreet Boys. Basically… they’re the lesser known, less popular version of One Direction, is what I’m saying. I don’t think I’ve heard any of their songs, but I’ve kind of heard of them.
Apparently they’re trying to break the American market at the moment, and went on The Voice to do some song, and Xtina, SURPRISE, was a total cunt to them. Well, they said bitch… but that’s probably just because they were on the radio, and also if you’re in a boy band you probably shouldn’t be dropping C-Bombs unless you want to cause havoc in schoolyards everywhere. Here’s the clip:
The point is, how is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t know that Christina Aguilera is a bitch? I feel like pretty much anytime something is printed about her there’s mention of her fierce diva antics, or she’s being all ‘if bitch means strong independent woman then, yes, I’m a bitch.’
Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t care that she’s a bitch, at all. It doesn’t affect the fact that Back To Basics is one of my favourite albums of all time. It also doesn’t affect the fact that Vanity might just be the worst pop song I’ve ever heard in my life. Seriously. But if you’re aware of pop culture on any level (and not in denial like the Christina Aguilera stan who called me an ugly ho last time I wrote about her) then you know that she’s massive, massive bitch. I mean, I know I spend more time than the average person reading tabloids and celebrity news, but I feel as though people who just casually know things about celebrities know exactly what she’s like, so you’d think that if you were in the same industry as her, that you’d have an idea of what you were getting into. Whatever.
Here’s what I consider to be the worst pop song of all time. I know I’ve posted it before, but it’s actually so bad that I can’t even deal with it.