‘The Choice’ might be the dumbest reality show idea ever. It’s not a typo.

Unless you live under a rock, you know about The Voice. The original airs on NBC in the US and has Adam Levine (who, as it turns out, I may be a teensy bit in love with.), Cee Lo Green, Blake Shelton and THE diva herself, Miss Christina Aguilera. FOX has decided to do the same thing, but as a dating show instead of a singing competition. Sound ridiculous? It is. Here’s the trailer:

Let’s just address the fact that ‘blind auditions’ for dating shows are nothing new. Here’s clip from Mallrats, just ‘coz:

Oh, and if you read my last post, yes, that’s ACTUALLY SHANNEN DOHERTY in Mallrats. It’s not Faye Dunaway.

Back to The Choice, though, the four celebrities haven’t been announced yet, they’re also going to do a special ‘bachelorette’ version with four female celebrities (Bet you anything Jennifer Love Hewitt is offered a spot.) and Cat Deely is set to host this atrocity. I can’t wait to see who they get to be their celebrities. I bet they’re like, no name ex-reality stars looking for a second shot at fame. It’s going to be so fucked-up shit. I can’t wait.