The Choice names the “celebrity contestants” that will appear on the show.

I can’t even deal with how bad this show looks, seriously. Here’s the list of male contestants who’ll appear on The Choice:

Pauly D
Tyson Beckford
Joe Jonas
Dean Cain
Rob Kardashian
Rocco DiSpirito
Warren Sapp
Finesse Mitchell
Romeo
Jeremy Bloom
Jason Cook
Michael Catherwood
Seth Wescott
Parker Young
Ndamukong Suh
Dr. Robert Nettles
Taylor Hicks
Mike Sorrentino
Rob Gronkowski
Steven Lopez

I know six of those names. There are precisely two reasons I know the name Tyson Beckford, one is that he mentioned in that Blessid Union of Souls song that’s dedicated to my boy Leonardo DiCaprio, Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me):

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The second reason is that he’s in Britney’s video for Toxic, and when I hear about Tyson Beckford now I think ‘this is Tyson, sexy Tyson’ because I’ve seen the MTV Making the Video for Toxic a whole bunch of times:

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So basically what I’m saying is that the only reason I know the name Tyson Beckford is entirely due to the fact that he’s connected to my two favourite celebrities.

And here’s the list of female contestants who are going to be on the “special” bachelorette edition:

Carmen Electra
Hope Dworaczyk
Sophie Monk
Rima Fakih

Mind-blowing caliber of celebrities, am I right?