Serena Williams is a rapper now. Fantastic.

Yeah, you read that right. When Serena Williams isn’t on the tennis court, she’s in the studio, rapping about, wait for it, tennis, and her tennis playing sister Venus. You know what, you probably just need to hear the clip (which has quite obviously been ripped from TMZ at some point) for yourself:

A few notes:

1) I am done with siren/alarm noises. Bitches need to put that shit to rest.

2) The beat itself is pretty catchy, but the reason I’m never going to listen to this again is simply because I feel like a rap song should either be relatable, interesting, or funny, and aside from the lolz that I get from listening to a rap song by a tennis pro, once that novelty wears off, it’s a rap song about life as a tennis pro.

3) Rhyming ‘Serena’ with ‘subpoena’ is fantastic.