Adele is knocked up, y’all.
This is the part where I make some dumb joke connecting the song Rolling In the Deep to being elbow deep in dirty diapers, but honestly, this story is nothing compared to the Tom and Katie news, so I’m just going to phone this one in if that’s okay with you. It is? Oh, thanks guys! You’re so understanding.
So… yeah. Adele’s preggers. I don’t really have much to say about it, if I’m being honest. I don’t think it’s the best move, career wise, for Adele, given that her last album shot her to superstar status pretty much overnight and the whole damn world is now going to have to wait around for her next album, during which time any number of Adele-like singers could come out and steal the rug from under her, but hey. I’m not Adele, maybe she doesn’t even give a fuck about that. I’m sure she’s got enough money from 21 to never have to work again, so if this is what she wants to do then good on her.
I’m delighted to announced that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time.
Well, maybe we can expect an album full of songs about her baby, then. Hopefully it’ll be a little more Someday (I Will Understand) rather than My Baby. If you’re not a Britney fan and don’t get that, both songs are below: