Katie Holmes is a sly bitch and I have newfound respect for her.
‘Who, me? I’m just little Joey Potter from the wrong side of the creek!’
This divorce is getting ugly and it hasn’t even begun yet. Since filing for divorce from Tom Cruise the other day, here’s what’s come out so far:
Tom was completely blindsided by the news.
Just weeks before filing, they were seen holding hands in Iceland, where Tom is filming his new ironically titled film Oblivion.
Katie’s trying to screw Tom legally by filing for divorce in New York, because NYC rarely grants joint legal custody to parents and she wants full custody of Suri.
Before filing for divorce, Katie rented a secret apartment in New York separate from the apartment she shares with Tom, in order to establish residency there for the courts so that Tom will have a tougher time trying to get the case moved to California.
This is so good, and we’ve only just begun. I’ll keep you posted.