Katie and Tom – the saga continues.

The rumours are flying with this divorce, it’s so good, I’m loving every single second of it.

Okay, so here’s the latest:

According to TMZ, Katie says in the divorce papers that their marriage was ‘irretrievably’ broken in 2011, at least 6 months before she filed for divorce. Looks like she needed six months to plan her escape. Sly bitch, love it, especially because there are all these photos of her an Tom together like two weeks ago:

I’m just going to throw it out there: if she wants to revive her career post-divorce, she’s going to have to re-learn how to act, because if that’s what she looks like when she’s acting happy then there probably aren’t any awards coming her way any time soon. But really, we should give her one just for putting up with him for so long.

Her ring is officially off, as photographed by TMZ as she left a taping of Project Runway, where she’s set to be a guest judge:

I’m a free bitch, baby.

Apparently Katie is concerned (and probably rightly so) about the Scientologists, and fears that they’re following her, particularly around NYC. TMZ backed her up, saying that while they were following her, they noticed two vehicles that weren’t paparazzi. They also noted that one publication has put a tail on her, though, so it’s unclear whether it’s them or the Scientologists in the mystery vehicles. The Scientologists denied following her, but I mean, do we really believe anything they have to say? I sure as fuck don’t.

Katie also fired her bodyguards and got an all-new team, allegedly because the original staff are too close to Tom and possibly also Scientologists. Fair enough.

Stay tuned!

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