TomKat’s divorce may be settled but the rumours are just getting started.
First things first, I have developed an overnight obsession with Miss Suri Cruise. I can only dream of one day looking so perpetually unimpressed by life. A big thanks to Eloise for getting me onto Suri’s Burn Book, which may be my second favourite blog of all time. After my own, obviously.
It’s good timing, also, because most of the gossip I have for you today revolves around the tiny queen of New York.
According to TMZ, as always, Katie got primary physical custody (surprise!) but Tom as ‘significant custodial time’ with Suri. Apparently the ‘Suri clause’ of the settlement is hella detailed, particularly when it comes to how TomKat will co-parent the diva for years and years to come.
There are restrictions on what Tom and Katie can discuss with Suri on the subject of religion, including Scientology, however, those restrictions are eased the older Suri gets.
Apparently it was their desire to not turn Suri into a weapon used against one another in the divorce that prompted the speedy settlement. Good on them, I guess. I mean, I was looking forward to the drama, but I guess Tom and Katie just don’t care about my feelings?!
And, finally, Katie Holmes’ next project is set to be a film called Molly, co-written and co-produced by Katie herself, and about a single mother raising her daughter. Sounds like… well, a whole bunch of things that have already been done. Gilmore Girls comes to mind. I’ll go see it if Suri plays Katie’s daughter. Ooh! Or if Katie’s character is single because her ex-husband is a scientologist and it has explosive, tell-all details about the marriage of Tom and Katie.