Robert Pattinson moves out.
And so the fallout begins. A day after Kristen and Rupert publicly admitted and apologised for their infidelity, Robert Pattinson has moved out of the house he shares with his whore.
What I don’t understand is why he moved out. For real, he seriously should’ve kicked her out, right? Like, Kristen Stewart homeless on the side of the street are paparazzi photos that would make my life. I’m exaggerating, obviously, but it’s whatever.
According to People magazine, he’s currently cut off all contact with her.
Much like Tom Cruise (but not insane and far more likeable), Rob is currently very upset; apparently he was blindsided by the fact that she’s an awful little gremlin bitch.
Hands up if you can’t wait for Breaking Dawn part 2 to come out just to see the publicity photos for it.
Oh, and apparently Kristen and Rupert never actually had sex, they just ‘kissed passionately,’ but I’m enjoying the lurid affair version far more, so I’m actively choosing to believe the worst. You can make your own decisions, though.
Anyway, I’m sure this will just be the beginning, so I’ll keep you posted.