PCP Flashback – Everybody Get Up, by 5ive.
It’s time for another edition of PCP Flashback, y’all. Are you excited because I know I am! Originally I was going to recap Slam Dunk Da Funk today, because the line ‘If you wanna get freeeeaakaaaaay, when the five of us make one’ makes me laugh every single time I hear it… but the video’s not nearly as entertaining. So here we are. Without further delay, let’s jump in:
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- Okay, so this is how it starts out. All these guys are here to do an exam and this guy’s being all strict about it because, you know, that’s his job and shit.
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- They’re all so excited to do their exams.
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- The stuffy exam supervisor gets called away for five minutes and he’s all ‘don’t move around or talk, or there’ll be trouble!’
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- … But this maverick’s not having any of that.
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- He starts banging his ruler on the table like the rebel he is, and everyone else joins in.
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- … Apparently this is like doing a rain dance during a drought, because 5ive (which in my head I’m pronouncing as five-ive) rock up almost immediately.
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- Abs shuts the lights off, because that’s a sign you’re about to get a party started.
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- Shit’s about to go down.
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- BADA-BADA-BADA-BADA-BADA-BADA-BADA… (This is a drum noise, in case you’re wondering.)
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- HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Also, J is so intense right now, it’s amazing. Mik, if you’re reading this, I’ve left a lot of shots of J in just for you.
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- Lol at Rich’s ‘WTF?’ expression. He almost looks intimidated by J’s ferocity.
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- Scott’s so into it, though. Sean’s just trying to suck up any attention from the camera that he can get because let’s be honest, he’s the one no one cares about in this boy-band. There’s always one.
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- This guy is loving life right now because he knows shit’s about to get cray.
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- Party time! Let your hair down!
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- EVERYBODY GET UP, SING IT!
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- 5IVE WILL MAKE YOU GET DOWN, NOW. Also, 5ive love to count, and to shove their hands towards the camera. You’ll see a whole lot of it in all their videos.
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- Because I like to do flips at parties. Gets the people going.
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- Chairs are flying, this party is out of control!
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- Leaving this in because Rich always looks crazy and way too excited.
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- This one’s for you, Mik.
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- Wahooooo! Party time!!
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- Remember when this was every girls dream man with his spiky, spiky hair?
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- See what I mean about Rich? He’s so into it. I thought he was gay for the longest time, but then it turned out that he was fucking Billie Piper. Now he works at a bar in Sydney, apparently.
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- I laughed at every single thing going on in this screencap.
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- Where did Rich’s jacket go? Who cares, it was horrible anyway.
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- See? Hands at the camera, all the time. 5ive will make you get down!
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- I don’t understand where this paint came from. It’s an exam room/gym. Were they planning on painting the gym the next day? Does 5ive bring paint with them to parties? Does being covered in paint mean that you’re having a good time? So many unanswered questions.
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- Flip guy is breakdancing now. He’s the life of the party, this one.
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- Looks like chocolate, doesn’t it? Also, who paints a gym brown? See, makes me think that 5ive brought the paint with them, and that’s strange.
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- The paint looks sick flying through the air though, doesn’t it?
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- I bet that girl’s a bit like ‘WTF?’ on the inside.
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- It’s time for J’s rap/the best bit.
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- Hands at the camera.
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- Gun show.
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- The best bit! ‘Ain’t got no manners ‘coz I eat wiv my fingas!’
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- Something about ‘hooligan funk,’ which is an amazing phrase.
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- Rich is too excited, again.
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- These two are still throwing paint all over everyone.
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- J’s basically the star of this video. EVERYBODY GET UP, SING IT!
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- 5IVE WILL…
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- … MAKE YOU GET DOWN, NOW.
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- Lolz. ‘We’re friends and we’re having a great time together!’
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- Uh oh…
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- Shit’s about to get filthy.
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- This does look like a pretty sweet party though.
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- I like how they go from covered in paint and soaking wet to completely dry, haha. CONTINUITY!
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- Pay attention to this bitch, you’ll need to know her for later.
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- Fun fact, Scott had to stop doing his hair like this because it was giving him migraines.
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- The second best bit/Sean’s one claim to fame for this video. ‘Get on down, uh!’
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- Excited Rich. Seriously, he looks batshit in every single screencap.
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- … At least he found his awful jacket. I don’t know how it’s not covered in paint, though.
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- 5IVE WILL MAKE YOU GET DOWN, NOW!
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- In hindsight I probably didn’t need to leave all the crazy Rich screenshots in. Oh well.
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- Is J dressed like a 90′s version of 80′s Michael Jackson right here? What is going on?
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- Ahahahaha. Look at mah tongue.
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- You see this bitch? She’s the bitch that was dancing up a storm before. She’s a LIAR, pretending like she just wants to do her exam. Whatabitch.
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- The teacher doesn’t think it’s strange that someone turned the power off.
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- Look how surprised he is to see what’s happened! 5ive are like those dance flash mobs, but for really insane, five minute parties.
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- J’s like ‘c’mon, lads, our work here is done.’
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- And they walk out all calm and it’s sick. The end.
Related posts:
PCP Flashback – Because We Want To, by Billie Piper.
PCP Flashback – It Wasn’t Me, by Shaggy (the original lovah-lovah), featuring Rik Rok.
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