Definitely didn't wear the right bra to run for the train in. You're welcome, train labourers. 13 hours ago
Like a 10 year reunion is kind of redundant if I know what half of them eat for dinner every night, tbh. 14 hours ago
Never felt older than when I RSVPd to my 10 yr reunion. Quick, what's a great lie I can tell these... fuck, I'm friends with them all on FB. 14 hours ago