Like a 10 year reunion is kind of redundant if I know what half of them eat for dinner every night, tbh. 1 hour ago
Never felt older than when I RSVPd to my 10 yr reunion. Quick, what's a great lie I can tell these... fuck, I'm friends with them all on FB. 1 hour ago
My teen is frustrated because loads of people in her year know what they're doing after year 11 & she still hasn't got a clue. #followateen12 hours ago
RT @alliehagan: An entire year of bratty nonsense can be undone with one class-A yuckface. Welcome back to my heart, Taylor Swift. 17 hours ago
Dad just compared Cadbury's reverting to using whole hazelnuts to world peace. So I guess being a diva is genetic, then? #divagenes#fb1 day ago