Like a 10 year reunion is kind of redundant if I know what half of them eat for dinner every night, tbh. 31 minutes ago
Never felt older than when I RSVPd to my 10 yr reunion. Quick, what's a great lie I can tell these... fuck, I'm friends with them all on FB. 42 minutes ago
My teen is frustrated because loads of people in her year know what they're doing after year 11 & she still hasn't got a clue. #followateen11 hours ago
RT @alliehagan: An entire year of bratty nonsense can be undone with one class-A yuckface. Welcome back to my heart, Taylor Swift. 17 hours ago
Dad just compared Cadbury's reverting to using whole hazelnuts to world peace. So I guess being a diva is genetic, then? #divagenes#fb1 day ago