Jenelle Evans is still fucked.
This bitch, I can’t even with her.
You would think that being in the public eye and having so many people talking shit about her would mean that she would understand how tabloids and gossip blogs basically just make things up for the fun of it, right? Well, not Jenelle, because she is profoundly stupid.
So you guys know I can’t deal with Jersey Shore, right? But even all those months ago when Snooki announced that she was pregnant, I still thought Snooki would be a better mother than Jenelle is to Jace. I mean, that’s really not saying much, but still.
Anyway, if you’ve skimmed even one article about Snooki’s pregnancy, you know she’s excited to have this kid, and as much as I talk shit on her, I wish her all the best, because it’s a huge responsibility and one that I’m certainly not ready for.
This is the quote that Jenelle came across the other day:
There is no way I’m changing any diapers when my baby is born. That is disgusting. That’s what maids are for and babysitters. I don’t have time for that. I’ll have them do that stuff. I’ll be there for the good parts, like dressing my son up and making sure he got style. You don’t have to cook or clean or change diapers to be a good mother. My son will have everything he wants. He’s going to be a little star like his mommy.
Okay, so using one’s critical thinking skills, given that we all know how excited Snooki is to have this kid, does this sound believable? I’m all for calling people out on their shit, but this doesn’t even ring a little bit true to me. Anyway, this is what Jenelle had to say about it, bright spark that she is:
omg, no offense… but yu call ME a bad mother… but look what @snooki said about her baby… thats straight F**KED UP
I love that she starts with ‘no offence,’ when she’s clearly just loving the fact that she found someone who’s a worse mother than her. Except again, she hasn’t, because Snooki never said that, which means that Jenelle is still the worst, except MAYBE for Amber, who chose 5 years hard time over seeing her daughter Leah grow up.
Snooki’s response to Jenelle was as follows:
FYI, I can’t wait to change my kids sh**ty diapers & I don’t even believe in maids. Just sayin.
I’m not going to lie, as much as I wouldn’t call myself a fan of Snooki I kind of love how direct that is; it made me laugh when I read it.
Team Snooki (for the moment).