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PCP’s Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part two.

Hello, dears. Apologies again for the delay in posting. I actually wrote this whole post out and went to publish it on time, but it didn’t save and then I had a tiny diva fit and couldn’t even face writing it all out again. Anyway, it’s time for another edition of PCP’s Favourite, and today is part two of our favourite fierce fictional bitches. Today is the start of a two-part sub-category about bitches from my childhood, so let’s get into it.

10 Angelica Pickles.

I know, I know, I probably shouldn’t refer to a child as a bitch… but let’s be honest, she is, and I love her for it. I mean, how can you not? I liked the whole cast of Rugrats when I was younger, but Angelica is ultimate. She’s manipulative and sassy, and just an all-round champion biatch.

Bitchiest moment: Turns out searching for ‘Angelica Pickles bitch’ on YouTube doesn’t give you a whole lot of options… maybe most people feel bad calling a child a bitch… but whatever. Here’s a clip of her saying a bad word, instead:

09 Kelly Phillips, The Secret World of Alex Mack (Hilary Angelo).

Okay, so this one is a tricky one to write about because it seems like the entire Internet has forgotten about her, but okay. From what I remember, Kelly was the fierce bitch who replaced Jessica Alba as the bitchy middle school queen bee who was Alex’s nemesis. Don’t get me wrong, because I love Alex Mack and her friends, but I also loved Kelly for being so fierce.

Do you remember her? Oh! She was also that cheerleader who got kicked in the face and was bleeding for like 3 seconds in Bring it On. I don’t have a bitchiest moment for her because basically I just have a vague, general idea of the show in general/Kelly’s fierceness.

08 Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Julie Dawn Cole).

Okay, so none of you should be surprised to see my girl/childhood idol Veruca Salt on this list after she was the poster girl for my favourite famous kids list. Also, as a sidenote, I think I’ve missed the point of a lot of these films because I actively choose to ignore the part where bad things happen to my favourite bitches. Like, you know how when you watch a sad film and turn it off when shit starts to get bad? I mentally do that when bad things happen to these bad gals.

Bitchiest moment:

Also, I love her outfit, I think she’s pretty, and this song is catchy as shit. Definitely the best part of this film.

07 Libby Chessler, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (Jenna Leigh Green).

So Libby Chessler is like the 90’s tween sitcom version of Regina George. She’s evil, manipulative, and rules her school with an iron fist. Again, I liked Sabrina and her friends, but Libby basically made this show for me and I wanted to be her as much as I wanted Sabrina’s powers/cat. Now, it won’t let me embed the video, so if you click here you can watch a clip where Sabrina has to stay close to Libby and Libby is hating the shit out of life because of it. Oh, and while we’re talking about Libby, let me just add that I thought her wardrobe was the fiercest shit ever and wanted all her clothes. Yes, that includes that shirt she’s wearing up there. My eleven year old self wanted that shirt so bad.

06 Sandy Griffin, Daria.

So really, this could’ve been any of the fashion club members, because they can all be pretty bitchy, but Sandy is ultimate. She’s the tyrannical ruler of Lawndale High and I love her for it. She beats her best friends into submission, and for the most part, gets away with it until the very last season. Seriously, she’s evil and she’s so good at it. Now, YouTube doesn’t have any fierce Sandy montage clips to put here to display my point, but they do have one for Tiffany, who’s easily the most two-faced in the Fashion Club, so let’s watch that instead:

Fantastic stuff. Come back next week (hopefully on Sunday!) to see the top five favourite fictional bitches from my childhood!

Related posts:

PCP Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part one (of six).

PCP’s Favourite – Current child stars.

PCP’s Favourite – Children of Celebrities.

PCP’s Favourite – Former child stars.

PCP’s Favourite – Failed celebrity marriages, part four.

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