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Chad Kroeger likes Avril Lavigne’s pants around her feet.

 

I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing.

Oh my God. Okay.

So hands up if you didn’t even know that these two were dating? Like, what even is happening right now? I don’t understand how I missed this.

Poor Brody Jenner, he seems like a nice enough guy, imagine breaking up with a girl and then eight months later she’s engaged to marry the guy who growls the following lyrics:

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that’s on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you’re looking up at me
You’re like my favourite damn disease

That’s gotta sting.

So I know all the stories are that he popped the question with a 14 carat ring, but in my mind, she proposed to him with the following lyrics from her song Things I’ll Never Say:

I wanna see you go down,

On one knee,

Marry me today.

 

Honestly I don’t even really have anything to say about this. I think they kind of deserve each other, actually. Best of luck to them, I think. They might be a perfect match.

Oh, and for an update on my hotel drama, they sent up a bottle of red and some chocolates for us to apologise.

 

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