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PCP’s Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part three.

Hello again, and welcome to today’s edition of PCP’s favourite, where today we countdown the top five fierce fictional bitches from my childhood. Let’s get into it, yeah?

05 Veronica Lodge, Archie comics.

I was brought up with Archie comics. My dad read them and had a whole bunch of them when I was a kid, so I grew up reading them, and as sweet as Betty was, Veronica has always, and will always, be the fiercest bitch in Riverdale. Yes, even more than Cheryl Blossom. Basically all the reasons I love her are up in the picture above. Ronnie’s very self-aware of her bitchiness, but she doesn’t even give a tiny fuck, and I love her for it.

04 Jessica Wakefield, Sweet Valley Kids, Sweet Valley Twins, Sweet Valley Jr High, Sweet Valley High, Sweet Valley Senior Year, Sweet Valley University, Sweet Valley Confidential, The Unicorn Club, Sweet Valley – The Sweet Life, Sweet Valley High TV Series (played by Brittany Daniel).

For the record, Jessica is the one in black, Elizabeth is the princessy looking one in the white. I. Love. Sweet Valley. I’ve read at least one of each of those series listed above, including Sweet Valley Kids, and the god-awful Junior and Senior years. The main series’, being Twins, High, and University, I have dozens and dozens of old books stashed away in my cupboard. My secret collection. Jessica is my girl, but she’s not higher on the list because most of the time, I think she attempts to have good intentions, unlike Lila, who we’ll get to. Still, a lot of the time she’s manipulative, deceitful, backstabby, and downright nasty. She’s also far more interesting to read about than boring Lizzie who never has any fun unless something horrible has happened to her and she’s having some kind of teen-life crisis. Like that time she decided to be rebel, got on a motorbike one time, and ended up in a coma. Even then she’s not a whole lot of fun. Anyway, point is, Jessica is the bomb. She’s pretty, she dresses fierce, she’s popular, and she gets all the best boyfriends. She’ll claw your eyes out if you have something she wants, though, and that’s why we fear/respect J. Wakefield.

03 Hunter Fallow, Grosse Pointe (played by Irene Molloy).

So Hunter makes the list because aside from being cutthroat, two-faced, and sometimes downright evil, her character is based on Shannen Doherty’s behaviour on the set of Beverly Hills 90210, which makes it doubly awesome. I mean, you get to enjoy it because Hunter is fierce, and you get to gasp and be entertained by her antics, but at the same time, you get to watch it and wonder how much of it is based on actual things Shannen did back in the day. I like to think she did every single thing Hunter did, and then some other stuff that they were saving for the second season that never happened. Anyway, I know I’ve posted it before, but here’s Hunter’s best moments:

02 Abby Morgan, Dawson’s Creek (played by Monica Keena).

From the moment Abby Morgan set foot in Capeside High, I loved her. Probably because I loathed Joey for being so undeservedly mean to Jen for the first six episodes, when Abby rocked up and started giving Joey shit I was like ‘YES! FINALLY!’ The only thing better than that was when Jen and Abby became besties and they were like two bitchy, drunk sluts, and it was the best thing ever. I can’t even that there’s not a best of Abby Morgan clip video on YouTube, but basically my favourite Abby moment is ALL Abby’s scenes, with the exception of that time the girls kick her out of the sleepover, and SPOILERS!!! …When she dies. I cried for so long, even after the episode was over. I know, I’m sad. Here’s part one of her first episode, which is Kevin Williamson’s take on The Breakfast Club:

01 Lila Fowler, basically all the important Sweet Valley book series’, and the TV series (played by Shirlee Elliot/Bridget Flanery).

ULTIMATE BITCH. If I could trade lives with any fierce fictional bitch, it would be Lila Fowler. She’s filthy, filthy rich, everybody wants to be her friend, she has all the nicest clothes and cars and she throws the best parties. She lives in a mansion on a hill called Fowler Crest. She’s basically the fiercest bitch ever. Oh, and she’s also vindictive, spiteful, bitchy, and all the things we love. One time, she’s dating this guy, and then she finds out he has a part time job as a janior, and she dumps him and calls him ‘cleaning boy’ in front of the whole school. She’s evil. Her and Jess are amazing frenemies, and as much as I love Jessica, Lila’s the fiercest fictional bitch because she doesn’t have boring Liz grounding her and telling her to be a nice person. She’s totally free to just be the evil bitch that she is.

Related posts:

PCP’s Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part two.

PCP Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part one (of six).

PCP’s Favourite – Current child stars.

PCP’s Favourite – Children of Celebrities.

PCP’s Favourite – Former child stars.

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