Amanda Bynes; potential jail bird.
Amanda Bynes’ life is like the slowest building trainwreck ever, it’s totally frustrating. It’s like, just jump off the deep end, already, because I’m getting sick of waiting for it to happen. Ugh.
Anyway, here’s the latest on Miss Amanda. Basically after crashing her car what seems like every other week this year (yes, I’m exaggerating), we may finally get to see her face some consequences of her actions. Yaaaaay!
Sidenote: How good would a reality show called ‘America’s next top jailbird’ be? Like they just get socialites who are shit at living in the real world and then they all go to prison and have to make all the other girls their bitches. I would watch that show religiously. I think I’m onto something.
Back to the matter at hand, though, Amanda has been charged with misdemeanor charges for her April and August hit and runs, and she faces up to a year in jail if she gets convicted. I don’t want her to serve jail time, really, though, because where’s the fun in that for me? I need her out and about so I’ve got shit to write about. LiLo can only do so much in a year, and I need stories! THINK OF THE BLOGGERS, PROSECUTORS, THINK OF THE BLOGGERS!!!!
Anyway, she’ll be in court on September 27th, so let’s all wait and see what happens. Hopefully she does something dumb like paints ‘fuck you’ on her nails like Lindsay did that one time. Nothing says ‘don’t put me in jail’ like blatant disregard for authority.
In other, completely unrelated news, apologies for the lack of updates over the past few days. I’ve been up to Niagara Falls, then down to Philly to see the Boss, and now I’m in Honesdale, PA, where I’m visiting family. I’ve got a couple more posts to do today, and then I’m going to go eat delicious food and drink a whole bunch of wine.