Two trainwreck stories in one! Amanda gets a ‘final warning’ from her judge, LiLo gets her ass arrested again.

These two are like kindred spirits. Can you imagine how good the gossip would be if these two became BFFs? OMG, I can’t even. Just thinking about it makes me grin. It’d be even better than Lindsay and Paris. It’s such a shame that Amanda probably hates Lindsay as much as LiLo hates her.

Anyway, let’s start with Amanda, because she’s the flavour of the month. Her judge basically told her to get her shit together because the next time she fucks up there will be ‘significant bail’ imposed on her. The DA’s office (that’s district attorney, for those of you who don’t eat up SVU like it’s crack) wanted an immediate $50 grand bail placed on her for the DUI, and used the hit and runs to basically say that she’s terrorising the streets of LA when she’s behind the wheel, but the Judge denied the bail request because the hit and runs happened before her license was suspended on August 25th. So I guess that means that if she gets caught driving on a suspended license again, her ass is going to jail for a few hours, at least.

Meanwhile, Miss Lindsay, ran someone down in what I can only assume is sheer dedication to her title as ‘Biggest celebrity trainwreck of all time’.

So she was driving her Porche in NYC and while she was trying to park, hit some guy. It was the middle of the night, but apparently no one thought to check to see if she was all liquored up. Mmm.

So anyway, after she and her posse checked to see if the guy fucked her car up, they went inside the Dream Downtown hotel. Around 2:30am, the cops turned up and arrested her for the misdemeanor of leaving the scene of an accident, and released with a desk appearance ticket. Although my SVU watching doesn’t tell me really what that means, she’s gonna end up in court again, so the LiLo courthouse fashion parade 2012 is back on.

LiLo’s rep says:

While some of the facts are still being gathered, it appears that this is much ado about nothing. We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the coming weeks and the claims being made against Lindsay will be proven untrue.

Meanwhile, TMZ says that although the man was taken to the hospital, the surveillance tapes show that the car barely touched him, if at all. It does, however, mean a potential probation violation for Lindsay from her jewelry theft case.

For what it’s worth, LiLo was backstage with Slash before she supposedly hit this guy, and he’s defending her. He says:

The situation last night w/Lindsey was a lame paparazzi stunt. She didn’t do anything. it’s being blown out of proportion.

Now, he wasn’t there, so he didn’t see it happen, but I guess what he’s saying is ‘she wasn’t drunk/er than me.’ and a bunch of other witnesses have also said that Lindsay wasn’t drunk, and that she was hanging out with other sober people.

I guess we’ll see how it all shakes out… Stay tuned!

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