Jenelle Evans is pregnant again.
Let’s add this to the already extensive list of bad decisions Jenelle Evans has made. I swear, if you wrote all her day-to-day poor choices on a scroll, when you unrolled it it would be like one of those classic scenes from any cartoon ever, where you drop one end and it just unravels until the room is full of paper. Does that make sense? I hope so, because I rarely read these posts back before publishing them because I’m hella cocky.
Anyway, let’s talk about all the reasons this is a horrifyingly bad thing to happen.
- Jenelle is a pot-smoking heroin addict who can’t stay clean even when faced with prison or after coming out of inpatient rehab.
- She is also bat-shit insane, as in, was held in the psych ward against her will a couple of months ago, and never takes her medication, as you can see on Teen Mom 2.
- She’s been ‘trying’ to get primary custody of her first son Jace back for what, like 2 years now, but has failed, because despite all the chances, all the opportunities she’s been handed over the years, she has yet to consider anyone but herself in any situation ever.
- Having another kid when you have lost custody of your first kid is kind of like when you lose your purse and have to buy another one.
- Like two seconds ago she told her husband on Twitter that they were broken up and that she was ‘SINGLE’. Yes, with the caps lock. They’ll break up, she’ll be upset about it and go back to shooting heroin, and Babs will have to take care of Jace and Baby #2, assuming Baby #2 survives the 9 months in Jenelle’s womb, which realistically may not happen.
- She’s a huge Ke$ha fan. (HEYOOOOOO! I’m joking, calm down.)
I cannot even.