In other news, Dylan Sprouse leaked some n00dz and Tila Tequila sold a sex tape.
If you’re thinking ‘who?’ that’s entirely fair, and also why this is a double post of no name news.
So Dylan Sprouse, best known for his work with twin Cole on Disney show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and as the kid from Big Daddy, had some n00dz leaked the other day:
Click here for uncensored even though you can’t really see anything.
Dylan, who’s now a student at NYU, tweeted this about the incident:
“Whoops, guess I’m not 14 and fat anymore.”
“I messed up… but I’d be a fool not to own up to it. Got to move past it I suppose.”
His twin Cole also replied:
“@DylanSprouse Cold in that bathroom huh?”
OMG how mad would you be if nude photos of your twin leaked? I’d be pissed. Seems like they don’t give a fuck though so good on them.
Moving on in our tour of no name celebrity news, former MySpace/reality star turned certifiable trainwreck Tila Tequila has apparently sold a sex tape. This is a few days after she posted a rant about how she feels sympathy for Hitler, and then went on a long ass ramble about the ‘Jewluminati’. Honestly I don’t even know what to say about this right now because I’m like knee-deep in articles trying to find out why Tila is the way she is, but since I love diagnosing celebrities with mental illnesses (you have your hobbies, I have mine), I’m gonna call this paranoid schizophrenic because homegirl is not even anywhere close to orbiting this planet anymore and it’s actually pretty depressing. She’s on 5150 watch for 2k14.