So over the months, we’ve been following Nick Stahl’s meltdown. It’s not nearly as exciting or as intense as whatever the fuck is going on with Amanda Bynes, but it’s still worth checking in on him every now and then to see how the trainwreck is doing.
The answer today is ‘not so great’.
Britney Spears caught up with Ryan Seacrest in a new phone interview to promote her ‘Smurfs 2′ single ‘Ooh La La’, where she chatted about her kids, her ‘quite possible’ Vegas residency, and her next album. Click below to listen to the final version of ‘Ooh La La’ and to hear the full interview!
And now, for another day in the life of Amanda Bynes. Yes, it’s as mental as ever, so click through and let’s get on with it, yeah?
Today our favourite trainwreck beauty queen visits the site of MTV’s most popular reality TV trainwreck, the Jersey Shore. I kind of feel like Amanda Bynes visiting Atlantic City is a match made in trainwreck heaven. Well, 2013 trainwreck heaven, anyway. If time travel was a real thing than obviously trainwreck heaven + Amanda Bynes would =
Let’s file this under ‘ridiculous lies I will never stop laughing at’, shall we?
So. Three days after turning 22, Farrah went under the knife for the fourth time, bringing the total cost of her surgeries so far to $30k after her first boob job, her chin implant and her nose job. Now that she’s twenty-twoooooooo (Taylor Swift reference alert), she meets the FDA’s minimum age requirement to get silicone implants (the ones she previously had were
cement saline), and upgraded from a C-cup to a D.
Here we go again. It feels like a Britney morning to me (most mornings do, to be honest), so she’s going to guide us through the spectrum of human emotions we will feel as we run through this post. As a side note to this, I’d also like to mention that I had a dream last night where I was in a cafe where they were playing Britney, and they skipped ‘Toxic’ and then started playing ‘Big Fat Bass’ and I burst out laughing (in the dream) and exclaimed incredulously ‘Who skips over Toxic to get to Big Fat Bass?!’ Anyway, I hit shuffle on my iTunes Britney playlist this morning, to be the soundtrack to this post, guess what song came on first? Fucking Big Fat Bass. will.i.am is trolling my life right now, you guys.
Anyway, let’s get on with it. Are you ready? You:
I really wish I had a GIF of her actually saying ‘are you ready?’ in ‘Me Against the Music’, but I don’t, so this will have to do.