So by now, you’ve probably heard that some masochistic casting director put everything on the line and cast the elusive queen of sleeping until 5pm and skipping work, Miss Lindsay Lohan herself, in a new West End play called Speed-the-Plow. Our girl LiLo has gone into pre-emptive defence mode, giving an interview to ensure that yes, she knows her reputation, and yes, she knows she can’t skip work, and yes, this time will be different.
We’ll see, boo.
Let’s watch the interview.
Ashley Benson’s uncensored topless photos below:
And here’s Nicole Richie talking about getting spanked by Britney in Vegas:
More stories from this week under the cut!
Mindy Kaling and Carson Daly announced the main categories of the 2014 Emmy nominations, and it was very exciting, and then very disappointing. Sometimes simultaneously. Let’s run through the nominations and see what the Emmy voters got right, and what they got oh-so-wrong, yeah?
Here are Mindy and Carson running through the main nominees, which breaks my heart because I can’t believe they got Mindy to announce it without nominating her for anything. It’s so insulting.
Y’all, it has been SO. LONG. Since I’ve done a flashback recap, and let me tell you, this is a good one.
Jennifer Lopez’s debut single “If You Had My Love” has a video that is so bizarre in retrospect. I was 14 when it was released, and I liked the song. Not enough to spend $13 on the single or anything (Did we seriously used to pay that much for music?!?!), but I thought it was catchy and assumed that her career was going places. Hey, you can’t get ‘em all right, you know? (Don’t be pressed, I’m just playin’!).
Anyway. This video, let’s stay focused. Basically, J-Lo plays a webcam girl who has cameras filming her every move, and because everyone in the world is enamoured with her, everyone watches it. At 14, I definitely did not have any understanding of how voyeuristic this film clip is. My understanding of it at the time was literally “people like Jennifer Lopez so they watch her dance and shower online. Okay.”
But here’s the thing. Despite having cameras filming her in the bathroom, shower, and dressing room, she never gets naked, like a webcam version of Lucille Bluth:
Oh, and she also has her own version of The Matrix, because it was 1999.
Anyway, it’s ridiculous and a lot of fun, so let’s take a trip down memory lane together and then break this shit down piece by piece, yeah?
Farrah Abraham has revealed that despite spending basically all of her money “perfecting” herself with Heidi Montag levels of surgery, her sex life is a perplexingly barren wasteland. Obviously when I say that it’s perplexing, I’m talking about her perspective, rather than ours. It’s pretty clear to anyone outside of Farrah’s house that the reason no guys want to fuck her is because she’s the worst.
Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy. Whatever will we do with you?
Okay, so after Drake was forced to pull out of headlining London’s Wireless festival due to illness, Kanye was brought in as a replacement headliner. You’re probably thinking ‘yeah, makes sense, they’re both popular rappers,’ and you would be right to think that. The only problem is that sometimes when Kanye is hired to perform his duties as a rapper, what the audience gets instead is a long winded, angry tirade about whatever’s on Yeezy’s mind that day.
So let’s talk about that.
Beyoncé is currently performing across America in the On the Run tour with her husband/victim-of-Solange Jay Z, and last night she changed some of the lyrics to the unreleased song “Resentment,” sparking Internet controversy the world over. When will your fave?! My fave will never because that would require her to sing live and she’s too ~iconic~ for that (soz Brit Brit, I am still pressed about Britney Jean. You know I’m here for you always BB. I love you, I just don’t like you very much right now.). We’re getting sidetracked. Let’s talk about this.