It’s been awhile, y’all!
Okay, so over the weekend, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan were all in Miami for some art show. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I definitely saw some drama coming because I don’t think you can put these girls in the same area with all that humidity and expect them not to go batshit mental. Here’s a photo of Paris and Nicole getting along:
Well ‘getting along’ might be a slight exaggeration, but Nicole looks like she’s tolerating Paris’ need to pretend that they’re still friends in this photo. Personally, I loved these two as friends so I’m all for it. But the drama wasn’t between these two, so let’s move on, yeah?
The Internet decided to teach me a lesson about patience being a virtue this week, and I’m not going to lie to you guys, I hated every second of it. But on Wednesday I finally got to watch the Oprah-LiLo sit down interview that we’ve all been waiting for, and there’s a lot to talk about, so settle in!
So Lindsay Lohan is set to guest-host Chelsea Lately on August 5th as her first post-rehab gig, and so far the reviews have been fairly positive. In the first sneak peek that was released, she poked fun at both herself and Harry Styles’ sex lives, and in this new clip, she reminded me why I loved her in the first place by shading the fuck outta Kristen Stewart.
A wild Lindsay appears!
Watch out, America, because Lindsay Lohan is on the loose once again. That photo (courtesy of TMZ, obvi) is of her leaving Cliffside rehabilitation in Malibu after successfully completing her 90-day, court-ordered stint in rehab. Everyone, say it with me: ‘Congratulations, Lindsay!’
The only thing I like more than a trainwreck is when it’s followed by a great comeback, and I am cautiously optimistic, once again, that *this* will be the time that things are different from the 137 other times LiLo’s been to rehab. I know, I know. I can hear you calling me a sucker from here, and I can hear my longtime readers (hey boos heeeeeey!) thinking ‘this is exactly what you said last time/while she was filming Liz & Dick/when she crashed her car on the highway’ etc. I know. I can’t help it, you guys. Under all the shit-talking I do, I can’t help but want her to be happy and healthy. I’m SICK. Anyway, let’s move on and talk about the court’s post-rehab plans for Lindsay.
Here’s the only important part from the interview: “I sent [Kristen Stewart] a text message saying: ‘I know you’ve seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I’m not that person. I’m just trying to be a friend to [Robert Pattinson] but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.’” DAYUM. Read more at Celebitchy.
Lindsay Lohan is going to guest host Chelsea Lately on August 5th. She’s due out of rehab any day now, and will be hosting the show next week, apparently, which will include interviewing other celebs and running a roundtable discussion. Aw, I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up but I really do want her to do well. I’m a sucker, sue me. Also, TMZ says that she’s planning to cut 80 people from her friendship circle when she leaves rehab, and apparently after she finishes her program she’ll hang around for a few more days in a lower-level sober living house before moving back to NYC, because she’s worried about the temptations she’ll face back in socirty. Go gurl, get dat sobriety. Meanwhile, Dina Lohan showed up uninvited to the NYC premiere of The Canyons and was a huge bitch to everyone, apparently. [TMZ, Celebitchy]