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James Franco, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and more! The week in celebrity social media.

A few things:

1 I sort of love that even an underage would-be sex scandal wasn’t enough to deter Franco from posting weirdo, creeper selfies erryday. That’s why I’m following him, after all.

2Mindy and BJ, my very favourite #soupsnakes. I ship them so hard. You guys know.

3 Come on, Miley. If you want to show me your tits, just do it, ‘kay?

4 I’m so excited that #CandidlyNicole is coming back. I love Nicole Richie and I think she’s hilarious.

5 Slime green is right, Katy. #worst

6 I’ve never even seen an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians but I sort of love Lord Disick and as a result of that there’s like this weird part of me that sort of likes Kourtney and Scott’s relationship? It’s confusing for me. That being said, Kardashian beauty? #LOLnothanks

7 Oh, Coachella is on. #fauxhemianparadise

8 Kiernan Shipka’s instagram account is one of the prettiest celebrity accounts I’ve seen and I love her for it.

9 Louis Tomlinson trying be Beyoncé. #SERFBORT

10 DAYUM NICKI. #datass

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Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Troian Bellisario, Ashley Benson, Justin Bieber and more! The week in celebrity social media.

Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Benson, Lady Gaga, Amanda Bynes and more! The week in celebrity social media, and Gaga’s video for G.U.Y.

Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Selena Gomez and more! The week in celebrity social media.

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Iggy Azalea, Taylor Swift and more! The week in celebrity social media.

Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Benson, Lady Gaga, Amanda Bynes and more! The week in celebrity social media, and Gaga’s video for G.U.Y.

 

A few things:

1 Justin Bieber: “James Dean inspired” lol guuuuuurl.

2 Re: James Franco. Yeaaaaassssssssss that is exactly what I wanted to see and I wish it were the real Vogue cover tbh.

3 DAYUM MINDY GURL YOU’RE KILLING ME WITH THIS WAIT.

4 I love that Miley is like ‘oh you think I’m trashy? I’ll be the trashiest pop star you’ve ever seen, then. Here’s a photo of me basically masturbating. Enjoy. xoxo’ Homegirl knows how to play dat fame game.

5 Ashley Benson looks glam/like Taylor Momsen with that purple/black lipstick and I’m dying over her necklace right now.

6 Shay Mitchell is actually so pretty and glamorous on Instagram it’s a shame that they bland her up on PLL.

7 Hello Channing, baby. xo

8 Here is Lady Gaga’s G.U.Y video:

 

Here’s my reaction to seeing that the video’s runtime is almost 12 minutes:

Paris Hilton I'll throw up the simple life gif ew yuck

 

Seeing ARTPOP across the screen:

Lauren Conrad The Hills eye roll

The first 2 minutes:

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The scene at the mansion by the pool, is that the same mansion they filmed Britney’s video for ‘Radar’ at because it looks hella familiar.

Seeing the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills turn up:

Kim Richards OMG RHOBH gif

 

Seeing Andy Cohen turn up as God:

Lucy Hale PLL lol wut gif

 

The entire rest of the video:

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Also, as much as I was SO GRATEFUL that the last four minutes of the clip were credits, if you need four minutes of fucking credits for your film clip, you’re a fucked bitch and you need to sort it out.

Honestly, Gaga is so nothing these days. Like her relevance is on the same level as Britney Jean’s, which is literally no relevance, like that album might as well not exist to me and to be honest I wish it didn’t because it’s underdeveloped, overproduced trash. #SHADE

9 DAYUM NICKI DAT ASS. I also love her trash-bling phone cover.

10 Look at Amanda! Look how happy and healthy and pretty she looks! These photos make me so happy because she really looks like she’s on the road to recovery and that smile looks really genuine and not over-medicated/dead-eyed/uncomfortable like my other fave mentally ill girl sometimes (cough, always) looks. Also her parents look so happy and proud and relieved and it’s just making me so happy to see these photos. I do hope that Amanda does an interview sometime this year talking about her recovery and such but for now this is great.

 

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Kim Kardashian, Mindy Kaling, Ashley Benson, James Franco and more! The week in celebrity social media.

Rihanna, James Franco, Nicole Richie and Lorde. The week in celebrity social media.

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Complex’s 100 Hottest Women Right Now.

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Taylor doesn’t want Selena to ever, ever, ever, get back together with Justin, and the rest of the 2013 Billboard Music Award Show!

Okay, so that might be a total overstatement, but I’m here for fun, not facts, so it’s like, whatever. Look at this GIF!

Taylor Swift yuck face

Taylor Swift wins the Internet with what is sure to be the most popular reaction GIF for the next few weeks. Honestly though, Selena and Taylor are BFFs so I’m sure Taylor’s just playin’, y’all.

In case you’re behind, the Billboard Music Awards were on today, and you can check out the red carpet photos and the winners list here. But for now, let’s get into the performances!

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Emily Blunt covers InStyle, Nicki Minaj covers Teen Vogue, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: May 14, 2013.

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Lena Dunham makes me agree with her again as she talks about Rihanna.

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Lena Dunham and I have a complicated relationship, in that I was sure that I hated her, and then she started having the same opinions as me and now I’m confused. It’s like, read this quote from her about fame and its responsibilities, and RiRi and Chris Brown:

“[Fame is] an amazing thing and it’s like, it’s a platform that you have to take seriously.”

“Which is why sometimes it’s like I used to be really into Rihanna, that pop star, and then it’s like again, I don’t want to ever throw stones from my glass house, but I follow her on Instagram and I just think about how many little girls beyond what I could even comprehend are obsessed with Rihanna,”

“Like you know, she left Barbados, she’s had this amazing career, she’s won a Grammy… She’s talented.”

“And then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed, and it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I’m 95 years old.”

Okay, so first up, let me say that Lena referring to Rihanna as ‘that pop star’ as if anyone in the whole world doesn’t know who she is irks me hard and kind of makes me want to slap her. Moving on from that, though, I begrudgingly agree with everything she says about Rihanna and Chris Brown.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think that pop stars should have to live their lives censoring themselves because they’re role models to their young fans and behaving the way that their publicist wants them to. I’m a Britney fan, remember, and my very favourite era was liek ’03-’04 when Brit Brit stopped giving a fuck what people thought and started doing whatever she wanted (The good old days, before the great underwear depression of late ’06-07, the head shaving, the rehab, the umbrella, and the ‘I’m going to hold my son hostage, wait why are you locking me up?’ situation).

It’s not Britney, Rihanna, Katy, Ke$ha or Nicki’s responsibility to make sure that their young fans are being raised properly and not just blindly following in their idol’s footsteps. Every time I go to a concert I get annoyed because I see these mothers with their young, young children and I just know that they’re going to be the ones complaining about how inappropriate the concert was for children, when really what they should’ve done is taken a quick glance at the tracklisting of the pop star’s album and been like ‘Get Naked (I Got A Plan)… no, you’re not going to this concert, because you’re seven and I said so.’

As a side note to this, did I tell you guys about what happened at Nicki Minaj? If I did, I apologise, I’m going to tell you again.

So Tyga, as in, ‘get your grandma on my dick,’ was opening for her, and when he performed Rack City for the second time (which I actually loved because let’s be honest, that’s the only song that anyone knew), he pulled all these girls up on stage to dance/sing along etc. and two of the girls were like… easily under the age of 10. So the song’s going along, you know ‘ten, ten, ten, twenties on yo’ titties, bitch,’ and then he pulls this little girl who’s dressed like Nicki out from the line up, bends over so they’re eye to eye, and is like ‘rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch,’ and then holds the mic in her face and gets her to repeat it. Oh, and he’s all shirtless and sweaty by this point, to paint you an accurate picture. It was simultaneously the most inappropriate and hilarious thing that I have ever seen happen at a concert. After Tyga finished, Alicia and I watched her mother make a frantic 20 minute phone call that we assume was to the girl’s father to be like ‘should we leave? Should I take our daughter home? What just happened?!’

My point is, if she’d bothered to listen to Pink Friday, she would’ve heard the lyrics ‘I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt, and I’ll kick dat ho, punt, force trauma, blunt, you play the back, bitch I’m in the front,’ and been like ‘she may look like a cartoon character but perhaps this woman’s concert will be inappropriate for my child.’

All of that being said, though, none of those situations have involved domestic violence. Britney being a bad role model back in the day was like, partying too hard and dressing slutty, you know? It wasn’t condoning getting back together with someone who publicly tried to kill her and left her for dead on the side of some street in suburban LA. I think the reason I find it so irritating though is because I know that Rihanna is aware of her impact and the potential repercussions of her actions:

 

From 10:19:

‘When I realised that my selfish decision for love could result in… into some young girl getting killed, I could not… I could not be easy with that part. I couldn’t be held responsible for telling them “go back”. Chris… even if Chris never hit me again, who’s to say that their boyfriend won’t? Who’s to say that they won’t kill these girls? And these, these are young girls, and I could not… I just didn’t realise how much of an impact I had on these young girls lives until that happened. It was a wake up call. It was a wake up call for me, big time.

You see what I mean? It’s so frustrating, because she knows exactly what she’s doing and how powerful she is, and doesn’t have a problem with showing them that it’s okay to go back to someone who is still on probation for TRYING TO KILL YOU and that you should ignore the opinion of everyone around you. And it sucks because I love her, you guys know how much I love her. My pop hierarchy goes : Britney, then Rihanna, then whoever has a hot single out at the time. And now she’s making me like Lena Dunham, ugh. RiRi, I just can’t with you right now.

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 19 + 20, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: November 13, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 19 + 20, 2012.

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December 19:

- Gamers are calling for a shooter cease fire from December 21-22. [ONTD!]

- James Franco thinks Lindsay is such a trainwreck because ‘she gets book deals’. She has yet to write any books. [TheSuperficial]

- 26 things Rihanna didn’t apologise for in 2012. [BuzzFeed]

- Lady Gaga slammed by PETA again. [GossipCop]

- Lisa Vanderpump defends Brandi Glanville. [SocialiteLife]

- Game of Thrones season 3 will be longer by one hour. [PITNB]

- Edward Furlong accused of assaulting his girlfriend. Again. [TMZ]

- Anne Hathaway and Samuel L Jackson in a Funny or Die clip. [GossipCop]

- Men of the 90’s, then and now. [TooFab]

- Katie Holmes turns 34, see pictures of her smiling, celebrating with Suri. [PopSugar, PopSugar]

- Tom bought Suri a pony and a $13.5 million mansion for Christmas. I want her life (but without Tom in it). [Dlisted]

- Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are officially divorced. [TMZ]

- Christina Aguilera turns 32, see her craziest looks. [TooFab]

- The Honey Boo Boo Christmas card, and the Kardashians Christmas card. [GossipCop, GoFugYourself]

- Stevie Wonder donates $100k to the same little girl with cancer that Charlie Sheen donated $75k to. [TMZ]

- Anne Hathaway is vegan. [Celebitchy]

- LiLo’s pissy that people believed that she would do bar mitzvahs and stuff. [TheSuperficial]

- Amanda Seyfried talks about sucking off popsicles while filming Lovelace. [GossipCop]

- Listen to the jazzed up whiskey version of Gaga’s You and I. [Idolator]

- RiRi bought a $12 million mansion. [TMZ]

- David Letterman opens up about sex scandal to Oprah. [GossipCop]

- Check out DiCaprio’s latest blonde. [IDLYITW]

- The 69 most mouthwatering Gosling moments of the year. [BuzzFeed]

- The stars get pissy about Instagram’s new terms and conditions. [GossipCop]

December 20:

- The less fucks Miley Cyrus gives about what people think of her, the more I like her. Here she is celebrating her birthday with a big booty ho. [TMZ]

- LeAnn Rimes needs to shut the hell up, for real. [GossipCop]

- Jason Schwartzman will guest star on Parks & Recreation. [ONTD!]

- The 18 best Lana Del Rey-isms of 2012. I WANT HER FINGERNAILS (I sound like such a creep, I want my nails to look like that, not like, “I want her fingernails to keep in a jar”.). [BuzzFeed]

- Why Love, Actually is actually the shittiest Christmas movie. [Salon]

- Drew Barrymore plays Pinot Pong with Chelsea Handler. [GossipCop]

- The craziest national costumes for Miss Universe. [TooFab]

- The top 10 celebrity fueds of 2012. [ONTD!]

- Check out some photos of AnnaSophia Robb filming The Carrie Diaries. [JustJaredJr]

- President Obama is Time’s Person of the Year again. [GossipCop]

- Look at this cute photo of Obama with some White House staffer’s kid dressed as Spiderman. [TMZ]

- Oh, Rose. What has happened? [Popoholic]

- The worst movies of 2012 review themselves. [ONTD!]

- The best movies of 2012. [BuzzFeed]

- Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber ‘swatting’ prankster arrested. [GossipCop]

- Justin Bieber released Macy’s commercial bloopers video. [Idolator]

- Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow split up. [ONTD!]

- RiRi performs Diamonds on The Voice finale, watch the promo for season 4 of The Voice with Shakira and Usher. [GossipCop, GossipCop]

- Chris Pratt got hella ripped for Zero Dark Thiry and then gained a bunch of weight. [TooFab]

- OscarWatch 2013. #TeamDiCaprio [ONTD!]

- Gossip Girl, the grand finale’s fashion, Stephanie Savage talks about the series. [GoFugYourself, ONTD!]

- Angelina Jolie will direct Unbroken, the true story of Olympian Louis Zamperini. [GossipCop]

- Time magazine’s coolest person of the year is Lena Dunham. Ugh. #displeasure [ONTD!]

- The guy who played Jet Set on Workaholics had a heart attack and died. [TMZ]

- The most awful ‘honest’ guys on OKCupid. [BuzzFeed]

- The worst ‘nice guys’ on OkCupid. They’re two different posts. [BuzzFeed]

- Watch the trailer for To the Wonder, with Rachel McAdams and Ben Affleck. [GossipCop]

- Lindsay Lohan clogged the toilet of her Scary Movie 5 trailer, says she didn’t. It’s Lindsay, she’s a well-known liar. [TMZ]

- Claire Danes had a baby boy. [PopSugar]

- Nicki Minaj talks American Idol. [ONTD!]

- Alicia Keys performs Brand New Me on Letterman and I didn’t watch it because it sounds as boring as Girl on Fire. Release something fun already, Keys. [Idolator]

- Jimmy Fallon threw a pitcher of water in Tom Cruise’s face. [GossipCop]

- Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland on the cover of Teen Prom 2013. [JustJaredJr]

- The ultimate fighter whose girlfriend broke his dick is going to pay for his medical bills by selling pictures of his bloody, broken penis. [TMZ]

- The cast of Titanic, then and now. [TooFab]

- Who’s your favourite new mother of 2012? [PopSugar]

- Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson hug backstage at the Rolling Stones concert and apparently ARTPOP is 2013’s most anticipated album of the year. [Idolator, ONTD!]

- Harry Styles got a tattoo of a ship on his arm and Taylor was there with him. [GossipCop]

- Watch the trailer for James Franco’s new film ‘Interior. Leather Bar’. [PITNB]

- Ian Watkins, the lead singer of Lostprophets, has been charged with sexual offences again children, specifically, a girl under the age of 13. [ONTD!]

- Five fun facts about Home Alone. [TooFab]

- Watch Marky Mark and Rebel Wilson in the trailer for Pain & Gain. [GossipCop]

- Tony Hawk stirs up controversy with a photo of he and his daughter on a skateboard with no helmets. [ONTD!]

On Sandy Hook:

- Again, gamers are calling for a shooter cease fire from December 21-22. [ONTD!]

- Ted Nugent is a hick who needs to do his research. #SorryNotSorry. [ONTD!]

- Judd Apatow says he wrote the child murder jokes in This is 40 years ago. [TMZ]

- The Django Unchained premiere was cancelled. [GossipCop]

- The Voice coaches sing Hallelujah while holding cards with the victims names and ages. [GossipCop]

- The NRA breaks its silence on Sandy Hook. [SocialiteLife]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 14, 2012.

PCP’s Favourite – Songs of 2012.

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Spoiler alert, Boyfriend is number one. Good morning, my dears. Can you believe there’s only 23 days left of 2012? This year has flown by, and now’s as good a time as any to take a look back on the year in (pop) music. The following is a list of my favourite songs of the year. What were your jams this year? Leave me a comment and let me know! Oh, and next week we’ll be looking back on the year in television, both scripted and reality. Get excited, 2013 is almost upon us.

 

25 National Anthem, Lana Del Rey.

 

 

24 Good Time, Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.

 

 

23 Promises, Nero and Skrillex.

 

 

22 Earthquake, Labrinth ft Tinie Tempah.

 

 

21 Scream, Usher.

 

 

20 Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen.

 

 

19 Sorry For Party Rocking, LMFAO.

 

 

18 Pound the Alarm, Nicki Minaj.

 

 

17 I Knew You Were Trouble, Taylor Swift.

 

 

16 Rack City, Tyga.

 

 

15. As Long As You Love Me, Justin Bieber ft Big Sean.

 

 

14 Starships, Nicki Minaj.

 

 

13 Throw Your Hands Up (Dancar Kuduro), Qwote ft Pitbull & Lucenzo.

 

 

12 Your Body, Christina Aguilera.

 

 

11 What Makes You Beautiful, One Direction.

 

 

10 Moves Like Jagger, Maroon 5 ft Christina Aguilera.

 

 

09 Bangarang, Skrillex ft Sirah.

 

 

08 Payphone, Maroon 5 ft Wiz Khalifa.

 

 

07  Scream & Shout, Will.i.am ft Britney Spears.

 

 

06 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Taylor Swift.

 

 

05 Titanium, David Guetta ft Sia.

 

 

04 Niggas in Paris, Jay-Z & Kanye West.

 

 

03 Where Have You Been, Rihanna.

 

 

02 Take Care, Drake ft Rihanna.

 

 

01 Boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

 

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 21, 2012.

- Here are some photos of Leonardo DiCaprio kissing Joanna Lumley. As in, Ab Fab’s Patsy Stone. [Dlisted]

- Another photo of Jared Leto in drag. [PITNB]

- Praise for P!nk and her AMAs performance. [ONTD!]

- MiLo is all ‘Dina and I were ON A BREAK!!!’ about his lovechild. Of course you were. [TMZ]

- LiLo is looking forward to finding true love. [Celebitchy]

- Katie Holmes took a nap on a NYC subway with Suri in tow. [PITNB]

- The Parks & Rec cast is headed to Indianapolis to shoot. [ONTD!]

- Jennifer Lawrence: Honey Boo Boo caused my car accident! [GossipCop]

- Here’s a teaser video for GOT season 3. [PITNB]

- John Krasinski lookin’ like a babe. [LaineyGossip]

- Ke$ha live at the Today Show. [ONTD!]

- Nicki Minaj’s video for Freedom has been released. [GossipCop]

- The voice of Elmo, Kevin Clash, quits Sesame Street after allegations of sex with another underage boy emerge. [TMZ/GossipCop]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 17, 2012.

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Let’s talk about the 2012 American Music Awards.

Okay, so that’s the red carpet. Where the hell are all my girls? Well, I know where Rihanna is, but where’s Britney, Madonna, Katy, Bey, all the ones who make awards show interesting to watch? Ughhh. Oh well. Let’s move on to the performances, yeah?

 

First up, we have Usher:

 

I think he’s an amazing performer and knows how to use playback to his advantage while still remaining mostly live. Good on him. That part where he’s just running on one spot between Climax and Can’t Stop Won’t Stop is unintentionally hilarious and I want a gif of it immediately.

 

Carly Rae Jepsen:

 

She needs to hire a choreographer and a hairdresser immediately. How is she so out of breath by the time Call Me Maybe starts when she hasn’t even done anything except meander about the stage?

 

The Wanted:

 

They really should’ve done Chasing the Sun. I got really bored about halfway through.

 

Kelly Clarkson:

 

Her shoes are kick ass. Also, I loved the ‘judges’ as she was singing Miss Independent.

 

Ke$ha:

 

I actually don’t really like this song much at all, but for Ke$ha, this is an awesome performance. It held my attention the entire time and the drum breakdown was sick. I just wish she would stop drawing so much attention to her vagina, because ew.

 

No Doubt:

 

Gwen is still looking hot, isn’t she? You know, when I heard about No Doubt’s comeback I was excited, but upon listening to this and Settle Down, I’m now wondering why, because I guarantee you everyone in that audience would’ve been way more excited if they’d come up and done Just A Girl or Hey Baby, or something that didn’t put me half to sleep.

 

Taylor Swift:

 

Well, this was not at all what I was expecting. I knew that there was dubstep on Swifty’s new album, but for some reason I just didn’t imagine it being so kick-ass. This is kind of awesome and amazing. My fandom for Taylor is just skyrocketing this week.

 

Nicki Minaj:

 

This might sound strange, but sometimes I forget that Nicki is a rapper first and a pop act second, so when this started I was a bit like ‘lol’ at her serious-faced rapping. I’m totally jealous of her pink microphone, also. Aside from that, I got bored, and there were parts of the performance where she looked bored, too.

 

Linkin Park:

 

Ah, Chester. I totally would. I cringed when his voice cracked in the first line because I felt bad for him, but overall it was a decent performance. Nothing spectacular, but solid, you know?

 

P!nk:

 

Probably the performance of the night. Pink is buff as shit, I feel like if she wasn’t a singer she’d either be in Cirque Du Soleil or be competing in body building competitions. The fire reminded me of Love the Way You Lie.

 

Justin Bieber:

 

Okay, so I’m watching these as I write this post, and I take back what I said about Pink’s performance, because I now think this was the performance of the night. When I saw that it was going to be an acoustic version of As Long As You Love Me, I got ready to be hella bored, but JB kinda blew me away, especially when he sang Big Sean’s rap, and then, best of both worlds, because so far that’s my favourite choreo of the night. Awesome awesome awesome.

 

Christina Aguilera:

 

Wow. Just… I don’t even know what to say. My friend Sammie tweeted that Christina takes herself so seriously that she probably walked backstage, looked in a mirror and said ‘you’re welcome, America,’ and I absolutely agree with her. But like, the arrogance wasn’t Christina’s only problem, was it, ‘coz I know I’m not the only one who heard the wobbly vocal start to Army of Me, and heard her voice break a whole bunch of times when she was trying to pull her signature power notes. Maybe the corset wasn’t the best idea, X. Maybe it’s time to wear clothes that you can breathe in.

 

Pitbull:

 

Lol watch Christina try to steal Pitbull’s thunder at the end, as if that applause is for her 10 second appearance. With that being said, every time I see Pitbull perform, this is generally what I’m thinking about:

 

Carrie Underwood:

 

I got to about 1:39 and then stopped it. Not because it’s bad, but it’s not for me.

 

Swizz Beatz with Chris Brown and Ludacris:

 

OMG Brandy. ‘My boy, Chris Brown’? Who wants to claim ownership of that disaster. Probably the girl who killed someone that one time. When I see Chris Brown jumping around like an idiot to lyrics like ‘everyday is your birthday now hit the floor’, the first thing that pops into my head is Breezy saying that to Rihanna next time he tries to kill her.

Aside from that, though, everything about this screams ‘hot mess’.

 

Stevie Wonder:

 

I love Stevie Wonder, he can do whatever he wants and it’ll be okay by me.

 

Psy with MC Hammer:

 

‘My homeboy Psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, SCREAM&SHOUT!’ Hahahaha Will.i.am, plug your song in your own time.

The tweens of today are going to look back on this the way I do the Macarena and Blue, by Eiffel 65, and I’m okay with that, because look how much fun everyone was having. That being said, it’s getting to that point where I’m over it.

 

So that’s all of the performances, what was your favourite? Mine was absolutely Bieber’s. I’m going to go watch it again while you read who the winners were:

 

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – POP/ROCK

Justin Bieber

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – COUNTRY

Taylor Swift

FAVORITE ALBUM – RAP/HIP-HOP

Nicki Minaj, “Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded”

FAVORITE ARTIST – ALTERNATIVE ROCK

Linkin Park

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – SOUL/R&B

Usher

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – COUNTRY

Luke Bryan

NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Carly Rae Jepsen

FAVORITE BAND, DUO or GROUP – COUNTRY

Lady Antebellum

FAVORITE ARTIST – ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC (EDM)

David Guetta

FAVORITE ALBUM – POP/ROCK

Justin Bieber, “Believe”

FAVORITE ARTIST – RAP/HIP-HOP

Nicki Minaj

FAVORITE ALBUM – COUNTRY

Carrie Underwood, “Blown Away”

ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Justin Bieber

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – SOUL/R&B

Beyoncé

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – POP/ROCK

Katy Perry

FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP – POP/ROCK

Maroon 5

FAVORITE ALBUM – SOUL/R&B

Rihanna, “Talk That Talk”

FAVORITE ARTIST – ADULT CONTEMPORARY

Adele

FAVORITE ARTIST – LATIN

Shakira

FAVORITE ARTIST – CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL

tobyMac

 

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Let’s look at what people wore to the MTV EMAs this year.

A somewhat belated post about the Emmy Awards.

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