Okay, so maybe I was wrong, maybe Farrah does have friends and does like to party. I stand corrected.
So Miss Farrah is hella pissed that her reputation has taken a big hit this week. First the DUI arrest, after which she tweeted:
After that, the photos above leaked. The pics were snapped at a lingerie party back in January, at Halo Ultra Lounge in Omaha.
Farrah decided to take matters into her own hands and call TMZ live to set the record straight. Instead, what she actually did was make things worse.
TMZ: So, what we need to hear from you, is how you ended up with a .147 blood alcohol level if you weren’t drinking when you were arrested last week.
Farrah: Well when I was arrested, I was not drinking when I was arrested, and I was not put in jail, I was simply just arrested to get a ticket written up, I did blow a 1.47, so I’m not lying..
TMZ: No, no, Farrah, I think it was a .147. You’d be dead with a 1.47.
Farrah: Thank you for correcting me. I don’t drink much so I’m not too worried about it, but yeah.
TMZ: How could you have done that if you weren’t drinking?
Farrah: I was drinking throughout the night, but I mean, I was just getting drinks from friends, and I was, you know, not really trying to drink. It was St Patricks Day night, I was with my sister, waiting on my sister to let me know when she wanted to leave. Unfortunately… My sister had never told me when she was ready to leave, and when she was ready to leave she was trying to leave ME, and I think that’s what caused me to try to, you know, try to understand what I could do in this situation, even though I was put in a bad situation and rushing, and at the time when I was approached by a police officer I was not even driving at the time. I was only in the car turning and parking my vehicle, and that’s when I was approached and I told the police officer exactly what I was doing…
TMZ: …Driving. But you were behind the wheel though, Farrah, right? That’s driving.
Farrah: NO! ‘Coz I was parked. I was in the driver’s seat of the car, you’re right, but I was not driving at the time.
TMZ: Farrah, can I ask you, this is Mike, do you think that the .147 like they said is a pretty high alcohol level? Are you saying that you don’t think that was accurate, that you’re going to fight the fact that you were that drunk when they ran your blood?
Farrah: No, I’m not fighting it at all, and my lawyer, still, is like… I know how much was drank, and I know where I was, I can recall the whole evening completely fine, like I said, I was not negligent, I knew exactly what was going on, I did not fight the police officers, I was put in a very bad situation, and I really have nothing to worry about in terms of being in jail, having a mugshot, having it like, look bad on my record, no. None of that’s going on, so…
TMZ: That was actually the next thing I was gonna ask you. According to the police report, it says that you banged your head against the car window in the cop car, what was that all about?
Farrah: And it was also reported that I was purposely putting my teeth on…
TMZ: Right, the breathalyser, that’s in the police report…
Farrah: Um, so for the breathalyser part and the head banging, I don’t know, my hands were like, behind my back, and I played soccer, so I’m like ‘well, if I can’t use my hands, I have to use my head!’ I clearly was trying to get the police officer’s attention, who was talking to my friend, and was taking my car keys at the time, so I was wondering ‘why are they not talking to ME?’
TMZ: You said a couple of time that you weren’t negligent, yet you’re saying you were driving the car at some point, and you were drunk, and you had been drinking, and you made a poor decision… you don’t think you did anything wrong here?
Farrah: I didn’t, I don’t, because I did not endanger anyone’s life.
TMZ: So Farrah, I got a question for you. Do you think that it should be okay for people to drink and drive as long as they’re just not driving long distances?
Farrah: No, I really don’t, I’m not even about driving my own car when I feel like I’m drunk, that’s why I had my friend with me, in the vehicle, and I had to turn the corner to park it in a different spot, and I had to …
TMZ: No, but that’s what I’m saying, because you didn’t drive a very long distance, you drove a very short distance.
Farrah: Nobody understands what I was REALLY trying to do, and that’s try to get to my sister, that’s why I had a sober friend with me, and I had to move my car.
TMZ: Why didn’t you just let the sober friend drive the car?
Farrah: Because she doesn’t have a licence to drive a car that’s why my car got towed.
I mean, can you even because I can’t. I don’t even think Farrah knows what she’s trying to do here, honestly.