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Ashton Kutcher still a truly awful actor, now with a side of racism.


So, when I typed ‘Ashton Kutcher hot’ into Google, the following photo came up, and I just thought I’d share it with you:


So hot. Now that we’re both confused, I want you to hold onto that emotion, because it’s only going to worsen when you see the following video. It’ll just be a little less ‘what even is that?’ and a little more ‘in what world did Ashton see this as a good idea?’


I’m going to throw it out there… Ashton thinks he’s a far better actor than he actually is. In fact, I think he thinks he’s Sacha Baron Cohen. Now, don’t get me wrong, I can’t do accents, either, but I don’t pretend like I can. The Nigel character sounds like Ashton watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall the other day, quoted Russell Brand once and thought ‘dead on. I can do accents now! I’m adding that baby to the resume!’

I think my problem with this is not even so much that it’s racist, which is what basically the whole Internet said (with the exception of maybe the five or six Ashton Kutcher fans left in the world), but rather, that it’s so heinously un-funny that it’s a lot faster to say that it’s racist than to actually explain all the reasons it’s legitimately, tangibly shit.

What do you guys think?

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  1. I don’t find this video racist at all…just boring. If this WAS Sasha Baron Cohen or even Mike Myers people wouldn’t mind. It’s just…now is a good time to hate on Ashton.

    May 4, 2012
    • Vivian #

      I agree with you ilny83. I don’t find it racist either. They do this kind of acting on SNL and many other programs too. Lighten up people. Don’t take it too seriously.

      February 23, 2013

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