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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: January 9, 2013.


– Watch Thomas Gibson get wrestled to the ground by 5 cops and then be like ‘I’m not resisting!’ [TMZ]

– Here’s a sneak peek at Nightline’s ‘Django Unchained’ interview with Quentin Tarantino, Jamie Foxx and my boy Leo. [ONTD!]

– HAYLOR are DONE. #NeverForget [GossipCop, ONTD!]

– Miley Cyrus says that #CutForBieber isn’t funny, nor is it something to joke about. I like her more and more. [TMZ]

– Mariah Carey on Nicki Minaj: ‘I didn’t know she sang, I thought she rapped, or whatever.’ [ONTD!]

– 36 of Jensen Ackles’ sexiest photos. Emily, this is for you. [SocialiteLife]

– Mary-Kate and Oliver Sarkozy have their strangest PDA yet. I’m not kidding, he’s pushing her head into his crotch and it’s ridiculous. I kind of like them as a couple because I find them interesting though? Is that weird? [ONTD!]

– Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds hold hands and stroll around NYC. [PopSugar]

– Kat Dennings and Nikki Reed at the filming of HANSON’s new video. [ONTD!]

– Tommy Chong says that the Biebs is talented because he smokes weed. Every time I see Tommy Chong I remember when he was in That 70’s Show and he was in love with Kitty and wrote her a love letter that said ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, eggs, bread.’ I’m not exaggerating. Every single time. [TMZ]

– Listen to Willow Smith’s somber track ‘Sugar and Spice’. [Idolator]

– Courtney Stodden wearing the stripper-iest (not a word, go with it) heels you will see all day. [ONTD!]

– Are Britney and Jason on the rocks? I hope not. [Celebitchy]

– Snooki already wants another baby. [ONTD!]

– JWoww masturbates to The Dark Knight Rises, or at least, that’s what she told Jay Leno. [GossipCop]

– Disney/Pixar release a clip from their new short film ‘Blue Umbrella’. [PITNB]

– I didn’t think Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christiansen were still on, but hey, here they are getting lunch. [ONTD!]

– Everything you need to know about Faye Resnick. Plus, you get to relive Camille’s best moment, the ‘Oh! I know where I know you from. Playboy. I saw you in Playboy’ and the amazing ‘the morally corrupt Faye Resnick’ line. God, I love Camille. [BuzzFeed]

– How is it that I didn’t even know The Real Housewives of Vancouver was a thing? [ONTD!]

– Kate Middleton tuns 31, here are some cute photos of her and Wills. [PopSugar]

– Demi Lovato’s new single is probably called ‘Pieces of a Heart’. [Idolator]

– Rupert Everett says he got mad at the Catholic church so he slutted it up and slept with Ian McKellen. That’ll teach ’em. [ONTD!]

– Prince Harry pens a birthday letter to a fellow soldier’s young daughter. [PITNB]

– Beyonce covers GQ’s 100 sexiest women of the 21st century issue. [ONTD!]

– 11 of the nicest celebrities ever. [BuzzFeed]

– Petra Ecclestone has remodeled her home/Candy and Aaron Spelling’s old mansion. It looks how you’d expect it to, basically. [TMZ]

– Jessie J underestimated the power of the #RihannaNavy, dissed RiRi and then had to take it back. [ONTD!]

– Zooey Deschanel and Mindy Kaling promoting New Girl/The Mindy Project. [JustJaredJr]

– Oxygen has a show called ‘Fat Girl Revenge,’ which is not ‘Revenge’ with a fat girl playing Emily/Amanda, but rather, a reality show where formerly fat girls get revenge on people who wronged them when they were fat. Either way I’d watch it though? [ONTD!]

– Maude Apatow impersonates the Kardashians in a deleted ‘This is 40’ scene. [GossipCop]

– Charlie Sheen has hooked up with another porn star/goddess. Her name is Georgia Jones. [TMZ]

– Check out all these short dudes in Hollywood. [BuzzFeed]

– Bond’s been like everywhere except Australia. [ONTD!]

– Miranda Lambert still hates Chris Brown. You and me both, gurl! [GossipCop]

– ’80’s supermodels then and now. [TheChive]

– Ryan Gosling’s mother wore Eva Mendes’ clothes to the ‘Gangster Squad’ premiere. Creepy or cute? I can’t decide. Also here are a bunch of interviews from the premiere. [GossipCop, ONTD!]

– The guy who directed ‘Snakes on a Plane’ died, TMZ says he was ‘sssssssssixty’ which seems inappropriate but at the same time, I kinda like it. [TMZ]

– Fred Armisen, Elisabeth Moss’ ex, or as I know him ‘the “mi scusi” guy from “Eurotrip”,’ says he was a ‘terrible husband’ to Elisabeth. [GossipCop]

– Some girl ‘catfished’ her friend, he didn’t think it was heaps funny. [ONTD!]

– It’s official, Amy Winehouse died from accidental alcohol poisoning. I feel like the second coroner was unnecessary, hey. [HuffingtonPost]

– Melbourne police chase a kangaroo through a car park. [BuzzFeed]

– Karrueche Tran says that she ‘won’t be consumed in [the] negativity’ that is Breezy and RiRi. [GossipCop]

– Kimye bought an $11 million mansion in Bel Air, Kanye wants Kim to record a track with him while she’s pregnant. Blergh. Let’s put that in the ‘ideas that suck’ pile, yeah? [TMZ, ONTD!]

– David Bowie announced first album in 10 years, releases a song called ‘Where Are We Now’? [GossipCop]


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