Skip to content

Posts tagged ‘FOX’

PCP Favourite – Fierce fictional bitches, part one (of six).

‘It’s been awhile, I know I shouldn’ta kept you waiting… but I’m here now.’
Forgive me, loved ones. I meant to have this post up on Sunday like normal, but since last Friday I’ve traveled to Sydney and then halfway across the world to sunny Los Angeles. It took me far longer than anticipated to get together a phone and, more importantly, a decent internet connection. My friends are laughing at me because I’m currently ignoring them because I’m reuniting with my version of crack cocaine; gossip blogs. And you know what? I don’t even give a tiny fuck because it feels sooooo good. Anyway, here’s the post that was supposed to go up on Sunday:

Why is that the first image of a post that’s going to be all about my favourite older bitches, you wonder? Well, here’s the deal. Fictional bitches are AAAAAAAALWAYS my favourite characters in basically everything, but none of them come close to my girl Lila Fowler. She’s the ultimate, so she gets to rule supreme over each and every one of these posts for the next six weeks. Because I said so (no Mandy Moore reference intended).

Oh, if you’re wondering where my last post on Famous kids went, here’s the deal. It was supposed to be my favourite kids from reality series’, but then I only had three, and they were only from two shows, and it just wasn’t going to work for me, so I scrapped it and added more fictional bitches to my list because it’s just more fun. If you’re interested, my favourite reality tv kids are Sophia and Bentley from Teen Mom (more Bentley, but Sophia’s pretty cute and her mother is fierce) and Chloe from Dance Moms, who I just think is the sweetest thing. That being said, I like all the rest of the girls from Dance Moms, but Chloe is absolutely my favourite.

Anyway, blah, long intro, let’s get to the good stuff.

05 Julie Cooper, The O.C. (played by Melinda Clarke).

Julie Cooper (Cooper-Nichol). The fiercest bitch in all of Orange County. She grew up in a trailer park, ditched her family and gold-dug her way to Newport Beach, only to ditch her husband when he lost the family’s money. ‘Eighteen years, eighteen years, she got one of yo’ kids, got you for 18 years!’

Bitchiest moment: Fucking her daughter’s ex.

There’s really not much to add to that, it takes a special kind of bitch to try to have your suicidal daughter committed against her will and then fuck her ex. She’s evil and I love it.


04 Ellie Torres, Cougar Town (played by Christa Miller).

First up, let me say that I think Cougar Town is underrated. It’s not nearly as horrible as I was expecting it to be given the god-awful title, and Ellie is a big part of that. She’s basically a huge bitch to anyone that’s not Jules (Courteney Cox’s character), and even then she’s pretty mean. Oh, and she’s got a toddler who we the audience never have to see because she’s never with him and it’s great.

Bitchiest moment:

Basically any part of this clip will work.


03 Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous (played by Joanna Lumley).

Patsy may be one of the greatest characters to ever grace a television screen. She spends her life drinking and banging dudes and being a cunt to everyone around her, and they all just deal with it. She has a job, but she never works. Basically what I’m saying is that she’s living the dream.

Bitchiest moment:


02 Karen Walker, Will & Grace (played by Megan Mullally).

The modern-day equivalent to any/all of the characters from Valley of the Dolls, Karen Walker is ‘a spoiled, shrill, gold-digging socialite who would sooner chew off her own foot than do an honest day’s work,’ as described by Grace. She’s a pill-popping drunk with no morals, and is basically the New York sitcom version of Julie Cooper.

Bitchiest moment:

I can’t even pick one but basically it’s every time she speaks to Grace… and/or most other people:


01 Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (played by Jessica Walter).

Words can’t even begin to explain my love for Lucille Bluth. She’s filthy rich (even if it’s stolen money), always drunk and is awful to everyone around her. She’s never made eye contact with a waiter. I want her life, and you know you do, too.

Bitchiest moment:


Who’s your favourite fierce fictional older bitch?


Related posts:

PCP’s Favourite – Current child stars.

PCP’s Favourite – Children of Celebrities.

PCP’s Favourite – Former child stars.

PCP’s Favourite – Failed celebrity marriages, part four.

PCP’s Favourite – Failed celebrity marriages, part three.

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on a teen show? The SHOWDOWN!

Good morning, my PCP junkies! Are you all prepared for this moment that we’re about to have? I hope so.

Over the past few weeks, we’ve been voting for the hottest guys from each teen show, and today is the thrilling, much anticipated conclusion. Who’s it going to be?

Also, is it just me or do Chace Crawford and Ian Somerhalder look like they could be good/evil versions of each other? Like you know those episodes of I Dream of Jeannie where her evil sister comes to visit and it’s just Jeannie as a brunette? Like that.

Whatever, anyway, click through the gallery below and make your vote count, because this is just as important, if not more important, than voting for silly things like who runs the world. (It’s girls, btw… Beyonce said it.)

Related posts:

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on Glee?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on The Vampire Diaries?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on One Tree Hill?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy from MTV’s Skins?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy from Gen 3 of Skins?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy from Gen 2 of Skins?

PCP Poll – The hottest guy from Gen 1 of Skins?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy from the Creek?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on The O.C?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest boy in 90210?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest Gossip Guy?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest boy on Pretty Little Liars?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest guy on The O.C?


Good morning, my pop culture junkies. It’s time for another edition of PCP Poll, and it’s Califooooornia, Califoooooooorniaaaaaaaaaa, here we come. I’m also fairly sure I made that same reference when we were looking for the hottest girls on TV, but I’m actually watching the O.C while I’m writing this, so you can understand why it’s fresh in my mind.



Anyyyyyway, let’s get to it. We have:

Adam Brody as Seth Cohen:


or, Benjamin McKenzie as Ryan Atwood:



Related posts:

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest boy in 90210?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest Gossip Guy?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest boy on Pretty Little Liars?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest girl on a teen show? The SHOWDOWN!

PCP Poll – The hottest girl on Glee?

PCP Poll – Who’s the hottest girl on a teen show? The SHOWDOWN!


If you’re wondering what the fuck is going on up there, well, I needed a photo to start the blog post, and when I was Googling ‘showdown’ I was just getting football images, and when I Googled ‘smackdown’ I was just finding WWE stuff. Nothing about either of those things was going to work for this blog, sooooo I Googled ‘Showdown Britney’ because it’s an amazing song on In The Zone, and well, here we are. Shout out to the Flickr account I kleptoed this from!

So, with Britney hanging out up there, let’s get to it.

Over the last few weeks we’ve been voting for all the hottest bitches on TV, and today, we get to pick the overall winner. It’s exciting shit, y’all! Without further ado, I present you with the winners for each show:

Pretty Little Liars – Lucy Hale (Aria Montgomery), with 53% of the vote.


Gossip Girl – Leighton Meester (Blair Waldorf), with 59% of the vote.


90210 – AnnaLynne McCord (Naomi Clark) with 38% of the vote.


The O.C – Rachel Bilson (Summer Roberts) with 79% of the vote.


Dawson’s Creek – Michelle Williams (Jen Lindley) with 55% of the vote.


Skins: Generation 1 – Hannah Murray (Cassie Ainsworth) with 56% of the vote.


Skins: Generation 2 – Kaya Scodelario (Effy Stonem) with 90% of the vote.


Skins: Generation 3 – Freya Mavor (Mini McGuinness) with 75% of the vote.


MTV’s Skins (North America) – Sofia Black D’Elia (Tea Marvelli) with 58% of the vote.


One Tree Hill – Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis) with 74% of the vote:


The Vampire Diaries – Nina Dobrev (Elena Gilbert) with 48% of the vote.


Glee – Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray) with 42% of the vote.



Related posts:

PCP Poll – Who’s the prettiest little liar?

PCP Poll – Who’s your favourite gossip girl?

PCP Poll – The hottest babe in Beverly Hills?

PCP Poll – Who’s queen of The OC?

PCP Poll – Which of Dawson’s divas ruled the Creek?

PCP Poll – The hottest girl of each Skins cast?

PCP Poll – One Tree Hottie?

PCP Poll – The hottest girl on The Vampire Diaries?

PCP Poll – The hottest girl on Glee?

PCP Poll – The hottest girl on Glee?


Last one for this series of PCP polls, you guys! (Unless I’ve missed a big teen show, in which case, leave a comment below to let me know.)

Okay, you know how it works by now, so let’s get to it. We have:


Lea Michele as Rachel:


Amber Riley as Mercedes:


Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina:


Dianna Agron as Quinn:


Heather Morris as Brittany:


and Naya Rivera as Santana:



Remember to vote for all the other shows as well, and then at the end of this week, we’ll decide who the hottest girl on a teen show was/is!

The Vampire Diaries

One Tree Hill


Dawson’s Creek

The OC


Gossip Girl

Pretty Little Liars

PCP Poll – Who’s queen of The OC?

And now, for another edition of PCP Poll, where we’re currently deciding the hottest girl in every teen show so that we can put them all together and decide who the hottest is of all time. Today we’re headed to Cali-fooooorrrrrrrrn-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Good luck getting that out of your head. So, we have:

Rachel Bilson as Summer:

or Mischa Barton as Marissa:

PCP’s comprehensive guide to TV’s pilot season for 2012.


… Except we all know that most of us just sit in front of our computers to watch TV these days, don’t we?

Anyway, I love television. I always have a series that I’m working my way through (currently I’m re-watching The O.C, and I finished the first season of American Horror Story yesterday, also.) and I’m always looking for new shows to get attached to. Hence, this time of year is exciting for me, because it’s when all the networks start announcing their new shows and new line-ups for the Fall (Autumn, which of course is actually Spring if you’re on my side of the globe) season, and I get to start working out which new shows I’m going to be getting into. Now, if you haven’t already heard, you can check out which of your faves got renewed and which got cancelled by clicking this link here (RIP, Ringer, you weren’t great but I loved you.). Right now, though, I’m going to run through all the new shows I’ve read about so far, and I’ll keep you posted in the coming weeks when more news is released on them. Let’s get started.

666 Park Avenue.

Starring Terry O’Quinn, Vanessa Williams, Dave Annable, Mercedes Masohn, Robert Buckley, and Rachael Taylor. It sounds like ABC’s answer to American Horror Story’s success. Based on the books by Gabriella Pierce, 666 Park Avenue focuses on a haunted NYC apartment building, owned by O’Quinn and Williams. Those two in the picture, Dave Annable and Rachael Taylor, become the managers and shit starts to go down.


1600 Penn.

Bill Pullman, Jenna Elfman, Josh Gad, Amara Miller, Andre Holland and Martha MacIsaac star in  this family sitcom where they’ve put a wacky kid who’s going to fuck up the lives of his family, and, wait for it, they live in the White House! Here’s a clip from the show:


Animal Practice.

Justin Kirk plays a vet who love animals but hates their owners. Tyler Labine and Bobby Lee are also in this ‘It’s like House but with Pets’ single-cam office comedy. I love Justin Kirk, but I think I’ll stick to Weeds.



Stephen Amell, Katie Cassidy, Susanna Thompson, Willa Holland, Paul Blackthorne, Colin Donnell. A modern retelling of the story of DC Comics character Green Arrow, Stephen (from Hung) in the lead role, with Katie Cassidy (from Gossip Girl/Monte Carlo) playing love interest Laurel Lance. I hope Evanescence is on the soundtrack.


Beauty and the Beast.

Kristen Kreuk, or as I refer to her in my head ‘Fiiiiiiooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!’ from Eurotrip (and Smallville) and Jay Ryan, with Austin Basis star in this loose adaptation of the 1980’s series that starred Linda Hamilton:


Ben & Kate.

Dakota Johnson plays an uptight single mother whose aimless brother, played by Oscar Winner Nat Faxon (he co-wrote the screenplay for The Descendants/used to be Kevin the P.A. on Grosse Pointe) moves in to help her raise her kid. I’ll probably give this one a shot because the trailer’s decent and I like Nat Faxon.

The Carrie Diaries.

The Sex and the City prequel starring AnnaSophia Robb. I feel like I’ve already said everything I need to say about this one here, and here. I’ll be watching, even if it’s a bit shit.


Chicago Fire.

If you can’t tell exactly what this show will be like from the picture above then there’s something very, very wrong with you. It’s Law & Order, but with fire. Taylor Kinney, Jesse Spencer, Eamonn Walker, Monica Raymund, Lauren German, David Eigenberg, Merle Dandridge, Teri Reeves, and Charlie Barnett star.



Matt Davis plays a journalist who is paired with a young production assistant (played by Jessica Lucas) working on a popular TV drama about an enigmatic cult leader to investigate the show’s rabid fans, who may be re-creating crimes from the program.


Do No Harm.

Steven Pasquale is a neurosurgeon who has a dangerous (which probably means batshit insane) alter ego who’s tryin’a ruin his life. The supporting cast includes Alana de la Garza, Phylicia Rashad and Mousa Kraish. Also, that’s basically the poster for Ringer but with dudes:

Also, just quickly, while we’re on the topic of Ringer, I totally couldn’t place where I knew Ioan Gruffudd (Andrew Martin) and couldn’t be assed looking it up, but finally figured it out a few weeks ago. He totally pulls my girl Rose out of the North Atlantic in Titanic:

‘Come abouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!’ I’m sorry, you guys, eventually I’ll stop relating everything back to Titanic. Also, that’s probably a lie. Moving on…


It’s a modern day, New York City version of Sherlock Holmes (played by Jonny Lee Miller), and the ‘twist’ is that Watson is played by Lucy Liu (wit’ my girl Drew… not really, that’s just what I think when I hear her name now thanks to Destiny’s Child.). This would be interesting if I didn’t think that they’d already done exactly that with the now cancelled Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Cancelled because it sucked. I watched four seasons of it, and I like whatshisface off Full Metal Jacket, but it didn’t get better. But hey, you know they’re just trying to cash in on the success of the films, so why not?


Family Tools.

The American remake of the UK’s White Van Man, this single-camera comedy follows Kyle Bornheimer’s character, a blue collar guy who puts his dreams on hold in order to take over the family handyman business from his dad, played by JK Simmons. Leah Remini plays Simmons’ younger sister, Jonny Pemberton plays her son.


First Cut.

That chick (Mamie Gummer) plays a new doctor who used to be a dork and is looking forward to creating a new life, when she realises that all life is just like high school. She wants to bang that dude (Justin Hartley), who she went to med school with.


The Following.

Kevin Bacon’s career has taken some interesting turns; I saw his boner in Friday the 13th, I saw his dick in Wild Things, and I saw Hollow Man. Now he’s playing a retired FBI profiler who’s trying to hunt down a deranged serial killer who’s using the net to build a cult of murderers. It also stars James Purefoy as the serial killer, Shawn Ashmore, Valorie Curry, Adam Canto, Natalie Zea , Jeananne Goossen and Maggie Grace.


Friend Me.

It’s got McLovin’ (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) in it, with Nicholas Braun playing his buddy. They play Evan and Rob, who move to LA to start “exciting new” jobs at Groupon.


Golden Boy.

Before I tell you what it’s about, let me say that when I google image searched ‘golden boy CBS’ there’s tons (well, seven) photos of Ryan Phillippe for no apparent reason. He’s not in the show, though, so whatever. The show’s about Theo James’ character’s rise from officer all the way to Police Commissioner. It also stars Kevin Alejandro, Chi McBride, Stella Maeve, and Bonnie Somerville, another Grosse Pointe alumni (as well as Nat Faxon, who’s in Ben & Kate if you’re not really paying attention.).

The Goodwin Games.

I really liked Becki Newton on Ugly Betty, and Scott Foley gets a pass from me because sometimes I think about this scene in Scream 3 and laugh:

‘You think *this* wasn’t a message?!’

Anyway, the other guy is Jake Lacy, and together, the show is about three siblings who have to reconnect in order to inherit their dad’s fortune. This one actually looks like it could be genuinely funny:


Go On.

Matthew Perry’s returning to TV (again, but who’s keeping track?). He plays a sportscaster who makes friends at his mandatory group therapy sessions. Good on him. It also stars Laura Benanti, Allison Miller, and Julie White. Oh, and John Cho is in the trailer, so hopefully he’s in the show frequently, because I find him funny. I’ll be watching because I’m a Friends junkie.


Guys With Kids.

Jesse Bradford got old, hey? And haha, look how excited Jamie-Lynn Sigler is to be back on television. Anyway, this show is about three 30-something guys struggling to raise their kids because they’re manchildren themselves. The rest of the cast is Anthony Anderson, Zach Cregger, and Tempestt Bledsoe.


Laugh tracks aren’t my favourite thing, but this looks… like it has potential, maybe.



This one probably won’t be out for awhile because they haven’t even cast Hannibal Lector yet, but Hugh Dancy is set to play FBI agent Will Graham and it be a contemporary take on the characters from Thomas Harris’ Red Dragon, and focus on the relationship between him and Hannibal.


How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life).

Multi-cam (read: it’ll probably have a laugh track) sitcom about a recent divorcee (Sarah Chalke) who moves back in with her wacky parents who know no boundaries. Brad Garrett and Elizabeth Perkins are apparently old enough to play the parents to Sarah Chalke, even though when I’m looking at those three photos she doesn’t look too much younger than them… When I look it up, they’re both 16 years older than her in real life. Maybe them being young parents will be a part of the plot…



My boy Thomas Andrews Victor Garber is in it, so I might check this out solely to keep the reasons I have to bring up Titanic in everyday conversation alive. Meaghan Good plays a detective who was the daughter of a maid to a wealthy family who goes back undercover to solve the mystery of who killed her childhood friend, the heiress of the wealthy family. This kind of looks like Dirty Sexy Money meets Ringer maybe, so I’ll also be checking it out for the soapy-drama thing that I’m hoping it has going on.


Last Resort.

A thriller set in the near future, when the US is very fractured, and revolving around the crew of a U.S. nuclear submarine who become hunted fugitives after ignoring an order to fire nuclear missiles. Andre Braugher plays the commander of the AWOL sub, Scott Speedman his second-in-command. It also stars Dichen Lachman (the Aussie off Dollhouse/Neighbours), Autumn Reeser (from The OC, Daisy Betts, Camille de Pazzis, Jessy Schram, Bruce Davison and Max Adler.


Made in Jersey.

Janet Montgomery plays a working-class woman who uses her street smarts to compete with her more polished colleagues at a Manhattan law firm. I like Kyle MacLaughlan so I’ll probably check it out, and it’s also got Erin Cummings, Felix Solis and Toni Trucks in it.


Malibu Country.

So this one kind of sounds like the basic plot of the already-cancelled Good Christian Bitches (GCB), but without the bitches. Reba McEntire plays a recent divorcee who moves her kids and mom (played by Lily Tomlin) from Nashville to Malibu, where she tries to reignite her singing career while keeping herself and her family kids from being corrupted by their materialistic new environs.


The Mindy Project.

Let me just run through some things real quick, yeah?

1) I love Mindy Kaling.

2) I love The Office.

3) I love Kelly Kapoor.

4) I love that she writes for The Office.

5) I just ordered her book, and I’m expecting to love it, because

6) I love her Twitter.

7) I want to be friends with Mindy Kaling.

Basically, I’m absolutely going to watch this, even if it just a ‘Bridget Jones is a OB/GYN’ plot.

The Mob Doctor.

Not much to say, really. She’s a doctor… to the MOB! The trailer’s got that guy who played the cop that Phoebe dated for a few episodes in Friends until they moved in together and he shot a bird in front of her, but he’s not in that picture up there, so my guess would be that he dies pretty early on in the show.



Connie Britton is a country star at her peak (in Nashville, did you guess?!) while Hayden Panettiere is a rising star. Apparently it’s a family soap set amongst the Nashville music scene. Sounds like Taylor Swift just found herself a new favourite show, but I think I’ll give this one a miss. It also stars Eric Close, Powers Boothe, Robert Wisdom, Jonathan Jackson, Sam Palladio and Clare Bowen.


The Neighbours.

Not to be confused with Neighbours, the long-running Australian soap. Jami Gertz’s character and her family move to a fancy New Jersey suburb (is that an oxymoron? My only encounters of Jersey are Jay and Silent Bob films and Jersey Shore.), oh and then it turns out that their neighbours are aliens. Okay. Simon Templeman, Lenny Venito, Toks Olagundoye and Tim Jo also star.


The New Normal.

That’s fucking NeNe from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Even if this is the absolute worst show of all time, I’ll be watching it. Also, Ellen Barkin’s in it and she’s always fantastic. Oh, it’s about that preggers chick in the middle there being a surrogate for the gay couple, if that was unclear in the picture. It also stars Andrew Rannells, Georgia King, and Justin Bartha.


Next Caller.

They have a radio show, he (Dane Cook) is an alpha male, and she’s the plucky new feminist co-host. Jeffrey Tambor’s in it, that’s pretty great.



Well, good on Sophia Bush for finding work to jump right into after One Tree Hill ends. Partners is about architects Charlie and Louis’ (David Krumholtz and Michael Urie) friendship, who have one of those ‘marriage’ friendships. When Charlie decides to propose to his girlfriend (Sophia Bush), Louis’ neurotic attempts to be supportive nearly result in the breakup of his own relationship. Brandon Routh plays Louis’ boyfriend, and Elizabeth Regen and Lucy Davis also star.


Red Widow.

Radha Mitchell plays the red widow in the American adaptation of the Dutch series. She’s the widow of an assassinated criminal, forced to adopt her husband’s role in a crime syndicate in order to protect her family. Lee Tergesen plays a foot soldier for a drug kingpin.



All forms of energy have ceased to exist for no real reason, apparently, and Revolution follows characters played by David Lyon, Billy Burke, Giancarlo Esposito, Tim Guinee, Tracy Spiradakos, Zak Orth, Andrea Roth and JD Pardo as they try to survive and/or find their loved ones.


Save Me.

I’ve been waiting and waiting for this one. Look, Anne Heche in a straight jacket! Like she probably should be in real life, because she’s absolutely, 100% bat-shit insane, and if you need any reasons why, please, please read her IMDB biography, I assure you it’s not boring. So in this show, she has an accident and then starts to believe that she’s channeling God, which is almost like what happened back when she broke up with Ellen, you know, that time that she dropped a shit ton of E, drove into the desert, walked to a stranger’s house, asked to use their phone, had a shower and then asked them if they wanted to watch a movie. They called the cops, and she told them that she was God, and was going to take everyone back to heaven in a spaceship. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried, you guys, seriously, it’s alllllll in that link up there.

Anyway, the show’s also got that hot slut from American Horror Story (Alexandra Breckenridge), Michael Landes, Heather Burns, Lamon Rucher and Madison Davenport. I will absolutely be watching this, and I’ll probably also be purchasing Anne Heche’s auto-biography.



Because there’s already a show called Las Vegas. What makes this any different, you ask? Well, it’s set in the 60’s, to begin with, and it’s based on the true story of Ralph Lamb – rodeo cowboy turned longtime Sheriff of Las Vegas. We’ll see how this one does; neither of the period dramas (Pan Am/The Playboy Club) survived last year, so hopefully this is going to be better.


Zero Hour.

A thriller about a magazine editor, played by Anthony Edwards, who becomes involved in one the most compelling conspiracies in human history when his wife is kidnapped. It also stars Michael Nyqvist, Scott Michael Foster (Cappy from Greek), Carmen Ejogo, and Jacinda Barrett.

And, finally, that’s all I have for you right now. I’m not sure what the cable stations (HBO, Showtime, FX) are bringing to the table just yet, but hopefully they’ve got some good shit. Also, while we’re chatting like this I should probably give some credit to for most, if not all, of the actual information in this post, as well as some of the pictures and synopses. So what’s the deal? Are you looking forward to anything in particular? There’s a lot of shows I’ll be checking out, but in general I feel like I was more excited for last year’s pilot season. Who knows, though? You know what TV needs is a new teen show, because there isn’t one that’s dominating right now.

‘The Choice’ might be the dumbest reality show idea ever. It’s not a typo.


Unless you live under a rock, you know about The Voice. The original airs on NBC in the US and has Adam Levine (who, as it turns out, I may be a teensy bit in love with.), Cee Lo Green, Blake Shelton and THE diva herself, Miss Christina Aguilera. FOX has decided to do the same thing, but as a dating show instead of a singing competition. Sound ridiculous? It is. Here’s the trailer:


Let’s just address the fact that ‘blind auditions’ for dating shows are nothing new. Here’s clip from Mallrats, just ‘coz:


Oh, and if you read my last post, yes, that’s ACTUALLY SHANNEN DOHERTY in Mallrats. It’s not Faye Dunaway.

Back to The Choice, though, the four celebrities haven’t been announced yet, they’re also going to do a special ‘bachelorette’ version with four female celebrities (Bet you anything Jennifer Love Hewitt is offered a spot.) and Cat Deely is set to host this atrocity. I can’t wait to see who they get to be their celebrities. I bet they’re like, no name ex-reality stars looking for a second shot at fame. It’s going to be so fucked-up shit. I can’t wait.

Directly after the Lisa Robin Kelly drama, this seems like a good time to announce That 70’s Reunion. Good job, FOX.

This is fantastic. I love that Lisa Robin Kelly has literally blown up the Internet this week, so this is exactly when FOX decides to announce a That 70’s Show reunion that’s in the works.

Now, it’s actually the network’s 25th anniversary, and a bunch of other shows are doing reunion specials also, but let’s open with the show that’s been everywhere this week. Congrats to FOX for cashing in on publicity, subtlety be damned. That sounds snarky, so let me assure you that I’m genuinely impressed.

Anyway, Mila, Ashton, Laura and Wilmer (in order of famousness) have all signed on for the reunion special so far. Apparently Topher still thinks he’s too good for That 70’s Show… you know, because his career is doing so well without it. I can’t stress enough how very badly I want them to ask Lisa Robin Kelly to come along. Seriously. So badly. I’d also like to see Danny Masterson, but that’s just ‘coz I had crushes on both the Masterson boys at some stage, and probably still would if they were still famous, but apparently Tom Cruise and John Travolta are the only scientologists who are allowed to have careers.

It’s going to be a two hour special, and the other shows/actors involved so far are:

Married… With Children’s Christina Applegate, Ed O’Neill, David Faustino and Katey Sagal, Beverly Hills 90210’s Shannen Doherty, Jason Priestly and Ian Ziering, The X Files’ Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny, Ally McBeal’s Calista Flockhart and In Living Color’s Wayans brothers.

Let me put it out there that even if Shannen Doherty was the only one who turned up I would be crazy excited for the following reasons:

1) My love for Shannen Doherty is neverending.

2) Shannen Doherty said on multiple occasions that she’d never do a 90210 reunion, right before doing the reunion special that was on years ago, and then guesting in the reboot of 90210. I love her for it.

3) Anything where Shannen talks about 90210 never fails to entertain me, particularly when she talks about the on-screen incestuous vibe between her and Jason because of how bad she wanted to bang him.

Seriously. They should just put Lisa Robin Kelly and Shannen Doherty on a show together. I’d watch it.


Zooey Deschanel, supreme bullshitter.

I like New Girl, I do. I think it has a ton of potential, although most of the potential I see it with the guys (who are basically toned-down versions of the guys from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), not with Zooey’s character. Schmidt’s amazing. But Zooey needs to stop with her bullshit before my head explodes.

Now, I’m aware that the ‘simply adorkable’ posters are not her doing, but they make my skin crawl. But what’s really bugging me (haha, bugs, skin crawling, it’s like a meth joke waiting to happen) is this quote that I read in the Jan 30th Who Magazine, in which she talks about her ‘quirky’ persona:

It has sort of followed me around my whole career–it’s not something I cultivated.

No, I’m sorry, but fuck. that.

Don’t tell me that’s not exactly what you’re going for with every single movie and television choice that you make, and every single red carpet appearance, every photoshoot, every performance as the She of She & Him. Fuck off. That’s a load of shit and we all know it. I’ve literally never seen Zooey play a normal character. Let’s have a look at how she’s not cultivating her quirky persona:

And now for a somewhat tenuous link to a Spice Girls song that I think could possibly relate to this situation we have here: